Reverend Parris

Minister of the Salem Church

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@abilovejohn Doing God's work right here.

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The 11th commandment is now: though shall not do the charlie charlie challenge.

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@DontDoVoodoo That won't be necessary...

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@DontDoVoodoo The grammar could've been better but I guess that will do. I'll send Marshal Herrick to come fetch you two. 😒

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@abilovejohn You forgot your ten commandments?? Abigail, what about all the times I helped you memorize them?? Gone to waste already??

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@Witchyichy Until you prove yourself a good Christian.

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@DontDoVoodoo I'll let you go after you tell me what the ten commandments are and don't copy and paste.

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@DontDoVoodoo Then prove it.

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@DontDoVoodoo Have you learned your ways, witch? Do you accept God in your favor? Are you a good Christian?

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@abilovejohn Abigail!!! 😱 What the devil has gotten in you?

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@ilovejohn15 Abigail, don't leave with my savings!

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Being left-handed is not a sin for those of you who thought it was.

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@HDTtranscend You should've payed your taxes. 😒

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@thelegitraven God condemns you little raven.

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@thelegitraven Most definitely. You better believe I'll be kind when I have my answers.

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@thelegitraven Most certainly God gave you talons. Such an unnatural being you are.

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@thelegitraven For your information, faker. I'm still breathing for I still live with a purpose! How does a raven even type??

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@livesbyapond Great! The collection plate will be going around the next time you come to church. ⛪️

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@livesbyapond @thelegitraven A duck too?? I sense witchery...