Chris is learning to navigate the new home city.

Trans* dude (he/him/his). My wife is awesome, my cats think I'm a decent servant, and I like wood.

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So, if we crowdsource our money and labor, maybe we can buy a governor. But it's an outside pet, okay? I don't want to clean up slime from everywhere in the house.

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I'm almost able to afford an ad on this platform.

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@OhNoSheTwitnt I don't want to contemplate what was added to my strawberry Frosty. (It was delicious, as expected.)

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https://t.co/WV1oTkDG21 Because socialism is why the fatcats have billions while the working poor struggle to eat.

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Happy May Day to all the workers. To management: you need us more than we need you. Unless your MBA-school glad-handing also taught you how to do all our jobs. (Here's one free hint: righty tighty, lefty loosy, for a bunch of tasks.)

[The American Postal Workers Union - APWU @APWUnational]

On May Day, we recognize the international working class, and commemorate the Haymarket martyrs who fought for the 8-hour workday. https://t.co/rPpCuwcCeL

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Inflation sucks. On the plus side, it's eating away boomer savings. They couldn't screw the rest of us hard enough to save themselves after all.

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https://t.co/DMF8hKqAao Douche canoe can't even properly disclose stock holdings. These Nat-C, gawd humping, shit-fer-brains jokes. And they think they know better than the rest of us.

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A few states have some damn sense.

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@WhatTheADHD If the pile moves, I don't know how to find anything that was in it. The kitchen scissors are in the kitchen drawer now? THAT IS WEIRD. What's wrong with keeping them in my home office under three other things?

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@she_obey @bouffantbecky Oh, my gawd, my gyno surgeon was less obsessed with plumbing than these weirdos.

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@CatFoodBreath @Chewy They hooked you up with lots of the good stuff.

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@gingerfiest @dansoto Floofy pupper!

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@jakeshieldsajj Bruh, that's gross. Your attitude, not the pic.

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@ADHDdesigner I have a little Bluetooth speaker that stays in the bathroom (occasionally goes out to be charged).

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https://t.co/OhG1OoYSKe They'd rather have no library. No better than their public-pool-closing ancestors.

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https://t.co/Gz2LUhZQUT I expect nothing better from any Republican in the Year of our Void 2023.

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@Ms_Deathwish Go old school and drop an MTV Unplugged album.