Haha I didn't forget until now to tell y'all that I'm coming home to Pittsburgh for Christmas and will be here through mid-day NYE. Get at me https://t.co/Ujf5EWL1Wh
I'm lord of forgetting to DM like everyone I plan to invite to something, until like 2.5hrs to -1.5hrs before the event starts ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
Remember that I'm doing this mic tonight and that for every single one of you, your attendance is OBLIGATORY. If you don't attend I'm banning you from comedy, even on TV, and you're officially a CHUMP that likes Jeff Dunham https://t.co/88ZW401LAL
My best friend from high school's dad commissioned me to make a Big Lebowski GIF that said "Where's the money, Mexico."
I LIVE TO PLEASE https://t.co/VOMZorsGrd
My best friend from high school's dad commissioned me to make a Big Lebowski GIF that said "Where's the money, Mexico."
I LIVE TO PLEASE
#TrumpShutdown
That #BorderWall, Don't Build It
REMEMBER: My face when so-called allies don't follow any of the following prompts to help prevent people, particularly Africa-Americans, from being victims of gun-violence
Put your money where your mouth is #StopStandYourGround#NoKillAtWill#StopHB228