Carl Loacker

Colorado State alum

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

Yeah, I peaked in high school https://t.co/fkWzUulyzF

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

Attention girls that like bad boys, I went to the bathroom with out a hallpass #badass

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

@J_Kirshenbaum @MarinerMuse @heygoldy

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

Was someone asking us to send them a Grubi Stein?? 😏

Admins got you! Repost this post & follow @SeattleKraken for a chance to win a Grubi Stein & a polaroid autographed by the German Gentlemen himself.

Full contest rules & regs → https://t.co/F55Qu1TYF1

[𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢 @DavyJonesLR]

🌊 GIVEAWAY ALERT! 🌊

Davy Jones’ Locker Room is giving away a Seattle Kraken Winter Classic Jersey!

🏒 Winner announced after the Blackhawks game on Nov 28! 🦑 #DJLRgiveaway #SeaKraken

🙌 Good luck!

To enter:
✅ Follow us at @DavyJonesLR
🔁 Retweet

[MLB @MLB]

Want a @Mariners City Connect jersey? Here's how ⬇️

All you have to do is RT and follow @JRODshow44 for your chance to win!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RETWEET TO WIN 🔱

We’re giving away a @JRODshow44 City Connect jersey and all you have to do is hit that RT button for a chance to win. You can also grab yours from the @MarinersStore at T-Mobile Park and our Downtown location.

#SeaUsRise x City Connect

[Seattle Kraken @SeattleKraken]

#SEAKRAKEN ADVANCE!!!

AND THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE 😏

[Ballard FC @GoBallardFC]

Anyone want a free kit?! 🤩

RT and follow and we will pick ONE winner at random this Saturday April 29th. The winner can pick either kit!

Now tell us below which kit is better. Home or Away? We can’t choose 😅

…by the way, our season starts in 3 weeks!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🚨 RT TO WIN 🚨

We’re kicking off our #STPrefunk by giving away a Spring Training replica jersey and cap from the @MarinersStore! Just hit that RT button for a shot to win.

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

Easily the greatest text I’ve ever received

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Reminder to hikers and Houston baseball players that trash cans should only be used for their intended purpose.

[Daeholee_Edits @DaeHoLee_Burner]

10 days, let's make it happen Seattle.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🌎 RETWEET TO WIN 🌎

This Fly, Fly Away Friday, you've got a shot to go global thanks to @AlaskaAir and oneworld Alliance! Hit that retweet button for a chance to win 200,000 Alaska Airlines Mileage Plan™ miles, plus a Mariners Gameday Package. https://t.co/Wsp8WyEeC5

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

🎉🇺🇸 ꜱᴇᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ 🇺🇸🎉

Seattle is officially a #FIFAWorldCup 2026 Host City! 🙌

#HostCity2026

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

@Softykjr Can’t wait for the draught to turn 21 so it can drink away its sorrows like the rest of us

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

It’s nice to see now that the pandemic is “over”, that people have gone back to not washing their hands in public restrooms

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

I get it that it’s St. Paddy’s Day, but I don’t think that makes up for me grammar

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

Apparently I am perfect at failing

[Metsker Maps @MetskerMaps]

Metsker Maps Newsletter: Winter Holidays and Gift Giving issue with discount code - https://t.co/TXQSXNGX9o

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

There will never be another Ichiro.

[Carl Loacker @DowntownCarl]

@treyntrent Not only one my most reliable receivers and commissioner, but one of my most reliable friends. I’ve always got your back man.