Alex ⚡

[Betfred @Betfred]

Madonna. Ronaldinho. Ronaldo. BTS. Ted Lasso. Got absolutely nothing on Big Dave trying to ping a ball into a wheelie bin at the DW Stadium, on a wet Tuesday night, for a chance to win vouchers to spend at the club shop.

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

WE TRADED OUR 10+ YEAR HOMEGROWN SUPERSTAR FOR PAUL GEORGE???????? PAUL GEORGE?????????

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

You want to know the worst thing?

INEOS will 100% overpay for their 4th or 5th choice target like Alex Scott or Baleba after refusing to overpay for their 1st and 2nd choices.

They’re running out of options and the club literally has no midfielders. It’s only a matter of time before they panic and pay like £80m for a player they never even rated as highly as Fernandes or Anderson.

It’s a classic INEOS move and it’s coming…

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

City are already working on next summer’s signings while United are bringing Rashford back. It’s honestly crazy how differently the two clubs operate 😭

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

LETS ALL LAUGH AT ARSENAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#MUFC

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Josh @joshpearson180]

The biggest downgrade ever and it’s not spoken about enough for my liking

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

My favourite Marcos Rojo thing was him carrying the ball to the half way line, looking for a pass, ignoring it, taking a few more steps, ignoring a few more passes, few more steps and then shooting it into Row Z.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Virgil van Dijk @VirgilvDijk

Mo Salah @MoSalah

[KieranUTD 🔰🇾🇪 @UTDKIE]

Jim 🐀 in October 2025: “He needs 3 years and I stand by that”

Jim 🐀 in January 2026: “He’s sacked”

Amorim told the truth and he doesn’t like it because he fucking lies to the fans faces.

This ownership is fraudulent, #INEOS #IneosOut #GlazersOut

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

When will you two sit down with Arne Slot like this? @GNev2 @Carra23

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

FIFA is going bankrupt after replacing all the balls lost from Diogo Dalot’s crosses.

[Michael G🇬🇷 @Michael_Grigs26]

Pogba put up 4 assists and got told to do more🕊️🕊️

[Alex ⚡ @DowseAlex]

@theweeknd

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

#SURVIVEDHØJLUND

[Ben @BenDesigned]

Manchester United Boardroom today:

[Alex ⚡ @DowseAlex]

#mufc

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨📸 | André Onana has recovered from his hamstring injury and is back training. 🙌🏼

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Man United after hearing that Newcastle are interested in Yoane Wissa.

[Kev. @KevMUFC_]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe needs to leave.

It’s CLEAR that he hasn’t got the funds, intelligence or ambition to run a club like Manchester United.