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MATT DOYLE STAN || No longer on Twitter

Lineup Graphic Lorax || NoMoreMACU

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we are so back, #MLS is so back

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

This is so cool. I want someone to make it for MLS.

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@ufcolin @USMNT 🫡

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

Armchair Analyst: Complete guide to the 2024 MLS stretch run.

- Who's gonna win the Golden Boot?
- Can anyone crack the top 3 in the East?
- How much have Houston improved?
- LAFC a juggernaut?

And plenty more, including a potentially epic Shield race
https://t.co/wPfRrQsMaV

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

Armchair Analyst: Grades are in!

The secondary transfer window is closed. Many moves have been made, and many *haven't* been made, too.

Personally, I enjoyed seeing teams at the top of the heap really going for it.
https://t.co/ivzJBVpMCF

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@MattDoyle76 It's ok, momo's cavernous meows are so loud that everyone has been slipping

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@TaborJohn1 I am praying for you to find happiness and for your self growth

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@USWNT @Visa @ussoccer Bro really put "11PM" ota smh

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@USWNT @Visa Dear @ussoccer
Number sorted lineup graphics are anti-fan. Please share basic player position details to help fans connect with the players, the team, and the sport. Grow the game. #LFG #USWNT #USAvBRA

p.s. embedded image links can't be zoomed in on to better read

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Should have known when they were gallivanting about brandishing swords that it was all a smokescreen for something more sinister

"Oh we're winning with a magic sword, we're trying really hard" yeah ok

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

Wiebe's in Columbus being a star. Calen's on vacation. Everybody else is in transit.

So did I give you a 90-minute solo monologue on all 29 teams for today's @Extratime?

You bet I did. Nailed it in one take, too.

Anders owes me a beer.
https://t.co/8twg8ELv1G

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@theduncanbo @WatfordFC This is what formation graphics look like when made by people who think about the roman empire

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

The old Matt Doyle would've sent a tweet saying "The team with more MLS players won both games tonight. Makes you think."

But not the new Matt Doyle. He wouldn't stir the pot like that.

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@MattDoyle76 I think the tribute is something like Super Saiyan -> SuperDraft -> Mitch Guitar -> Buddy Guy

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Somehow, #ATLUTD have returned. Garth masterclass, pINeda masterclass

https://t.co/L5yKqjHyUy

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

Our @opencup XI vs. Charleston 🛡️

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The last time #ATLUTD advanced to the quarterfinal round of the #USOpenCup, they put out a formation graphic...

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

#ATLUTD’s Starting XI vs @SaintLouisFC

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@MattDoyle76 I'm predicting 3-4 hat tricks

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

Our XI against Nashville 👊

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Miami ruined my letter and the east is even worse
https://t.co/R0THnsrj7t

[Inter Miami CF @InterMiamiCF]

Our squad for tonight 🤝

#MIAvNSH | 7:30 PM ET | 📺 #MLSSeasonPass on @AppleTV: https://t.co/waymd8oR5z

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wrote a letter to Garth and @ATLUTD about their lineup graphics

#ATLUTD | #MLS | #LineupGraphics

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Viewable as a PDF on Google Docs here: https://t.co/9BzmEMPVGb

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@trevor_brady Fair enough!

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@trevor_brady It looks like it's been ~50 minutes from actual kick-off (not the fake times), which is pretty good

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@DougRobersonAJC @ATLUTD