Ryan Doyle

Music lover, NUFC. Peace ✌🏻

[- @MusialaEra]

Dear Lucas Herrington,

if you ever read this: The 31 y/o CL winner Leon Goretzka, player of 6 times CL winners Bayern & 4 times World Cup winners Germany didn‘t dare taking a penalty for his nation when they needed him. You did it at 18. You are so brave & a hero in our eyes ❤️

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Local singer marries podcaster

https://t.co/V9oGxxbbkx

[Daniel Cherny @DanielCherny]

Mono means one and rail means rail.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Socceroos World Cup opener falling at 2:00 PM on a Sunday. These World Cup time slots feel like a little treat for all the years of waking up to watch football at stupid hours in the morning.

[Zoha. @zohaaa]

It puts food on his family’s table and keeps a roof over their heads. Any job is better than posting lame takes online for a couple of dollars from a blue tick.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

fyodor dostoevsky once wrote “i want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself”

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

He's trying to plug in the USB cable. Make it not fit.

Now that he's flipped it, make that not fit as well.

Good, he's flipping it back to the original orientation. Make it slide right in.

[valentine @valawakened]

"'I’ll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Pitchfork gives ‘BROWN’ by Chris Brown a score of 1.3, accompanied by a one-sentence review:

“Chris Brown’s soulless, hit-chasing new album doesn’t justify his return to the public eye.”

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

The republican fear of becoming smart

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

No clip has ever summed up performative Christianity this perfectly.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.

It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

(https://t.co/U0k83hA62K)

[Frogman 🐸🤿 @ShirtsofNeil]

Imagine England being 0-3 down at half time in the World Cup final and then Coldplay come on. I think that would send me over the edge.

[🦋 @ItsCristalV_]

Also FUUUUUUUUCK these iPhones and their whack ass fucking storage problems

[main scorer @01margiela]

moved out n havent said more than 10 words a day

[naiive @naiivememe]

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”