David Parkinson

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

GOOD LUCK SQUIRREL ON THE FIELD. RETWEET OR YOU’LL HAVE BAD GAMBLING LUCK THE REST OF THE SEASON

[NFL @NFL]

Can't sleep...

There's football on today. 🙌🏈

[David Parkinson @Dparky21]

@RhettBratton5 😂😂😂😂

[David Parkinson @Dparky21]

@RhettBratton5 @Redskins That sucks man, I’m sorry. Can’t imagine how hard it is. Hope things get better for you.

[David Parkinson @Dparky21]

@RhettBratton5 No way

[David Parkinson @Dparky21]

@booqb7 @sethedeen Too easy

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

Happy February 28th mother fuckers.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Type out “My best quality is” and then let predictive text finish it! I’ll start

“My best quality is I am a worthy vessel for the demon lord Paimon who will bring about a new age of darkness. All will suffer his wrath and despair” haha so random

[Reggie Bush @ReggieBush]

Man watching the @steelers without @AB84 and @LeVeonBell and Big Ben is just not the same. Can we just get them marriage counseling and save this relationship!? I miss the good ole days! 🤷🏾‍♂️ Yall really ready for this? We really just about to let a good thing go? SMH! 😂

[JuJu Smith-Schuster @TeamJuJu]

🙏🏾 #SteelerNation 💛

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

sept 6:))

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Steelers fans watching all the Antonio Brown drama unfold https://t.co/8km10nS5Wc

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

GOODBYES JULY 5 MIDNIGHT EST

[Andrea @foreverdrey]

Please make my dog famous, she dabs people up...

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

me: hey why-

librarian: shh

me: ʷʰʸ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᶦⁿ ˡᶦᵇʳᵃʳᶦᵉˢ

librarian: they'll hear us

me: who is they

the ghost who lives in the shelves: WHO DARES DISTURB-

librarian: SHH

the ghost who lives in the shelves: ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵈᵒ ᵘ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵐᵉ

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

We're in the Endgame now. Only 10 days until #AvengersEndgame

[Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

[1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over]

Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok?

Him: ya that's fine!

*I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop*

Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe

[David Parkinson @Dparky21]

@austinostrom Biscuit man

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Royals first round pick Brady Singer with an incredible gift to his parents @Starting9

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Wow. out now https://t.co/bjZLzuD30E