Goonhat Pirates Cook

Gooning Chef: Main cook for the goonhat pirate crew. @luffygoon 's crewmate

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

"Heh. I'll show you what it means to be the world's strongest~"

🗡Strongest Swordsman
🗡'Secretly' a horny ass perv
🗡Taboo and Limitless
🗡Bi Dom Switch

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

After a hell of a lot of convincing, I've finally become a goonhat pirate~

@luffygoon is my only captain, and if he ever tries to get another cook, I'll kill him~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@GOON_GOD_GRIMM Not you too! Why is everyone going crazy??

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

Zoro's stench seems to have become irresistible.... It seems like every guy that comes near can't help themselves

[𝐄𝐗-𝐆𝐀𝐘 ⚡ @G2S_Emperor]

Junpei's got a message for ya homos, courtesy of @ToonGoonCaps.

You didn't think the bat-swingin' jock was a FXGGOT, yeah? You better fuckin' not. Unless you're ready to spitroast a busy chick with him, don't even think about seein' that throbbin' ex-gay studmeat.

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@POPSTARHUNK Damn, gotta say, he and Zoro have different styles.

Zoro teaches em PLENTY about sex ed, but not sure how many kxds are 'walking out' after. Maybe on a stretcher~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end Sorry, shoulda started with that! We'll do an easy one first. Kneel down, and grab your tits. I'm gonna put my cock between em, and you're gonna use them to jerk it off. GREAT for growing your pecs bigger~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end Sure, let's call it a tan, if that makes ya feel better. Now you gonna let me treat ya like your team does, or what?

Hell, I'll show you a new exercise or two even~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end Paler? Ohhhhhh you're looking at an old fucking pic of me, ain't ya~

I don't need you to 'play' with my dick. Got plenty of willing bitches to do that~ I need someone to USE, fully

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end I was just curious, bro, don't gotta be so freaked out about it!

Back to what you were saying earlier, bro, bout being the dick warmer~

You the only one on the team?

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end And your teammates.... Any of them like you? Have your... Complexion?

You know what, your dumb cracker ass won't get it.

Are any of your fucking teammates white?

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end Your *coach* and I go WAY back, trust me. I know how he works~

Tell me, bitch. Coach keeps telling you if you keep doing this, you'll make the team, right?

You ever even got to try out, once? How long have tou been training for the 'team', brah~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end Nah, I don't. Let me guess. He's also got you eating way more fatty shit, and the only other thing you work other than legs is chest, right? Tells you you gotta get your pecs even bigger than the tits they already are?

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Tite_end Heh, you coach really tells you that? Not sure why he even bothers trying to spare the feelings of a cracker fxggot like you~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Taboo_Rxcket What about one who brings him on dates? You know, somewhere romantic, like the beach, or a park (with a playground) or the NICU

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Taboo_Rxcket Zoro was pissed that Rocket got there literally minutes before him, but game recognizes game.

He did Rocket a favor and snuffed the few staff who were running away to call the police. You're welcome~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

Will Absolutely call you slurs, for fun and for profit~

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@THEMAINMXN .... The fuck are you talking about? Why's everyone suddenly into this "goon" shit!?

[Goonhat Pirates Cook @DpravdFirstMate]

@Taboo_Rxcket If your cock can't be used as a weapon (preferably against kids, but anyone really), is it really a cock at all?