Pete Good

Meaner than a broke dick dog.

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@pnwguerrilla So the cut for teachers shrinks further? Got it.

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@pandthepistol

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@AlaskaAir The neighboring United agent got it for me. Thank you!

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@AlaskaAir no one is staffing your #IDA ticket/baggage counter. My third attempt to follow your policy and be here within 15 minutes of a flight arrival. No one. I’m delaying capital projects without my tools/PPE

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

The peak of optimism is the third flush after two failed attempts.

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Is being in your mid-30’s just having farts call the shots half the time now?

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Wildly compartmentalized.

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Do you remember when you joined X? I didn’t! #MyXAnniversary

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@Mrgunsngear 10% off code? Pistol10 Doesn’t apply to this item in checkout…

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Is that my back, or my kidneys that hurt…?

Either way they’re getting ignored.

#Mid30s

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Weed smoke in hotel elevators is up like 800% since 2019.

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@Ask_WellsFargo why was my appointment cancelled the minute I booked it? I have a card failing and my login info is not on record anymore? Have I been breached?

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Just to clear things up, the blue packet of @koolaid makes red fruit punch. And the red pack makes red cherry. #twitterstresstest

[Bill Burr @billburr]

Altuve, sans trash can, hits into an inning ending double play

[Bill Burr @billburr]

The Team That Fixed The 2017 World Series is up 2-0 on the Philadelphia Phillies.

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@LawEnforceToday I don’t even get that from my employer...

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Had a few and didn’t shake enough in the little boys room? Leave the barn door open. #BaitandSwitch #Subterfuge

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

@Stevenklaiber Back in my day it was a pill to make you hard and beverage to make it soft. #Simple

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

Is it gay power or gape hour?

[Pete Good @DptGuardarAzada]

I measure my financial success by how long it takes me to pay off my Christmas debt.