Dr. Bad Breakfast

Local Nonprofit Inventor
Doctor (of Liberal Arts)
Hater of Porcupines
Single Father of many… Ladies HMU 👀
@PT_TeenyTiny

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.

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this game sucks

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THE EXPERIMENTS ARE GETTING WORSE

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I forgot about my army of Homonculus Clones. Whoops

[🐏✨🖤 S0RR0W SHEEP 🖤✨🐏 @Ihopeyourotaway]

Got the permission from @sweebuscool to post this from his bluesky on his behalf

happy pride months

[Mr. Bugg E. Bell @MrBuggEBell]

a smile is always free! 😄😁😁😁#goodvibes

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My employees are like my family... In the sense that I don't pay them and I yell at them frequently

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Computer Why Does My Nose Bleed Even When I Only Pick It Lightly No Get Off Twitter Stop Stop Delete Backspace Delete Delete I Swear To God Delete This Computer Delete Now Oh My God I Hate This Thing Why Did I Build This God Forsaken Hunk Of Metal Delete Computer Do Not Post

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@CookiePPum

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I keep the purple one in a cage inside my room. I don't like him. He keeps trying to start a podcast I think. He's trying to escape with the paperclip I planted and somehow he failed. Idiot

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@LittleGlimbo ??? Speech Innapropriate

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Wrong place. Apoligies. Trying to teach my son how to type instead of mindlessly slamming his feet into the keyboard so when he accidentally tweets on my accounts its atleast SOMETHING of substance. It's not working, but I hope my persistence will lead to SOMETHING.

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Dogs 🐶 And Cats 🐈 Are Outside 🏙️

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What...

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@CookiePPum Excuse you?

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Let's see if I can find another way to prepare Iggy Food... I need to show this to my chud son.

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WHAT IS A LAP. WHAT IS A "LAP MOD". I AM A GROWN, EXTREMELY BRILLIANT ADULT MAN. IM NOT ADDING "LAPPING" TO MY PLAZA.

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YES I raise my kid using parental tips I've found on Reddit. Do you not want YOUR kid to grow up strong, and even stronger in the ways of mental fortitude/brilliance? I don't have time to read books on "how to parent"... I'm too busy ACTUALLY DOING THINGS, LIKE INVENTING.

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Iggy just ran up to me and said he likes Fortnite better than Minecraft... My face dropped in abundant pain, and let him skitter away back to whatever he was doing. Internet, what do I do if my kid is a "Normie"? How do I hit the restart button?