Brad

disclaimer: i use social media for the sole purpose of being an asshole, please take offense to my tweets

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Is this wrong? I don't care

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Im just concerned if Trump gets elected men will be forced to start wearing hairpieces again like powdered wiggs, except tupes this time

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Selling all of Jake Beal's possessions at my apartment. Might even just give you them cause they're all sticky. Hmu for the deets

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

who wants to smell my finger bro

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

some days, I truly do have my cake and eat it too

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

When you get to class and find out you don't have class cuz there is an exam tomorrow U forgot about #ThanksObama

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Just got drafted to play D1 football for MATC #Dreams

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

I just farted and it smells like beer....I have a problem

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Wheezy is back at it

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Everyone: oh your back, so what are you doing now?

Me: trying to get knighted by Queen Elizabeth

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

Just saw 2 parking enforcement officers arguing over the other one's park job

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

#BR I'm iriey

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

@BrettMcSwaggon U wouldn't know the time of your life if it crawled up your ass and laid an egg

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

@BrettMcSwaggon And BTdubs, fuck your invitation to this sausage fest

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

@BrettMcSwaggon nothing U say is relevant due to the fact that u sell and ingest shitty fast food to support your binge drinking, freshmen

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

6. Fuck yourself if u add cream or sugar
7. Drink double caffeinated coffee and proceed to rule the world

#RTtoSaveALife

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

5. Cold coffee filters through new fresh coffee grinds, making the new fresh pot of coffee twice as strong with a better taste

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

3. add fresh coffee grinds into new filter
4. Pour cold coffee into the area where u would normally pour water

[Brad @DrBconsigny]

How to make strong, delicious coffee (by Brad Consigny)

1. Make pot of coffee
2. Let coffee sit until it's cold
3.empty out filter