(((Alchemist)))

I'm a scientist and a Christian, libertarian leaning, book loving, reluctant taxpayer. Xennial. INTJ.

[(((Alchemist))) @DrBioCheMiker]

I will not throw things at my staff.
I will not mock my staff and laugh.
I will not ever rage and foam.
I won't eat salad with a comb.
My behavior never is bizarre,
I am not Senator #Klobuchar.
#DrSuessDay

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@cheaprentalyeti @RocketPulpHack LOL. The first thing I thought. Owen Pitt vs. his Boss.

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@MatrixJedi1 @iowahawkblog Weird, I feel like almost every football fan I knew growing up in the U.P. was a Packers fan. I was one of the few Detroit #Lions fans. You are obviously correct about the trolls, though.

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@iowahawkblog Until Sunday alcohol sales were legalized in MN, Minnesotans near the border with Wisconsin did like WI but only on Sundays.

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@iowahawkblog Boomers hardest hit. "Doctors still don't understand..." "How does she do it?" "_______ is so good that I _______" "You won't believe..." "This is what he/she looks like now!" "Experts hate this!" "The one food you should NEVER eat!" "He got caught ______ and then this happened!"

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

My definitive list of the 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters:

1. All Internet
2. Ranking Lists
3. Are Meaningless
4. Ragebait Designed
5. To Harvest
6. Engagement From
7. Low IQ
8. Howler Monkeys
9. And You
10. Always Fall
11. For It
12. Because You’ve
13. Been Somehow
14. Conditioned Into
15. Thinking Any
16. Of This
17. Has Any
18. Bearing On
19. Your Life
20. Wise Up
21. You Fucking
22. Pavlov Dogs
23. Your Replies
24. Only Guarantee
25. That You
26. Will See
27. Even More
28. Of This
29. Tard-Optimized
30. Shit Content

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@JackTomczak "Christians" online: Foot washing?!?!?!?! That has NEVER been a Christian practice! I'm SO ANGRY!!!!!

Christians that actually attend church:
John 13:1-17

Given the #1A and Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964, this seems to me to be a reasonable accommodation. #NotALawyer

[Mike Kupari 🚀💥 @RocketPulpHack]

I'm trying to buy a park pass. To get my in-county rate, it needs a copy of my driver's license. Submit a photo. Fine.

That photo is blurry, it claims (it's not). I send another. It says that photo is blurry too (it's not).

Okay FINE, I'll use my scanner. Fire up the scanner. It won't scan. Says it needs a firmware update.

For fucks sakes fine. Click "update".

It can't update the firmware! I need to enter the default password printed on the back of the printer! I flip the printer over and enter the password.

CAN I SCAN NOW?

NO. NO THE FUCK I CAN'T.

Now it says I need to UPDATE THE PASSWORD to UPDATE THE FIRMWARE so I can SCAN MY LICENSE so I can SUBMIT MY LICENSE so I can BUY A GODDAMN PARK PASS.

WHY IS EVERYTHING LIKE THIS??

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@JonnyMicro You've got them, buddy.

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@Strangeland_Elf It's no prize. The island and house are tiny. It's clearly meant as a weekend getaway camp, not as a primary residence. https://t.co/kWHIkZTuwH

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

“Meanwhile, there's far too much moral clarity in The Lord of the Rings for the story to feel authentic and relatable.”

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@Andrewnsnyder

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@SonnyBunch Ah, but what about the other movie Brett is discussing - MERCY? I watched it this weekend and, even though I saw the reason for the theft of the urea coming from light years away (I'm a chemist by training), I enjoyed the movie.

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@mnguncaucus Done. Thanks!

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@mnguncaucus I've done that several times with no response. I know y'all are busy and I really appreciate the work you do!

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@Strangeland_Elf How do you feel about accounts with famous painting profile pictures? Asking for a friend.

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@uppityhobbit Tall ships and tall kings
Three times three,
What brought they from the foundered land
Over the flowing sea?
Seven stars and seven stones
And one white tree.

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Wow, I've been on and off this absolute time suck for a decade now. Hard to believe! I basically joined to see @JonahDispatch's dog posts so it hasn't all been wasted time. #MyXAnniversary

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@TerribleCritter @Xakiasm I've never hoped an image was AI generated more but... sadly, all the words are intelligible and it's clearly Les Fourberies de Scapin by Molière. The only thing that would make it worse is if it were a first edition from 1671.

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@bethanyshondark We aren't Jewish, as far as I know, but the word was definitely used in the Yiddish context, not the German one. I didn't know my great great grandfather but I knew my great grandpa very well. He died when I was in college at 99 years of age. Both he and my grandpa were mensches.

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@bethanyshondark I grew up with "mensch". My great grandfather's father emigrated from Prussia in the late 1870s and moved to a German speaking community in North Dakota where he got land under the Homestead Act. My great grandpa grew up speaking German. My grandpa knew a little bit of German.