Dr Brash

Likes: Singaporean women, Kiwifruit, Corned Beef. Dislikes: Maoris, socialists, Rodney Hide. In the satire business — which is to say this is a parody.

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I am @democracymum. I have always been @democracymum.

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BRING BRASH CAUCUS SO BRASH MAY FEEEEED

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When a National leader appeals to division and anger, I am there.

When a National member attacks a museum for showing climate "science", I am there

When Simon makes a misogynist joke about hair dye, I stir in his soul

When Hamish Price tweets, I am deep inside him

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"For where two or three National party members are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them"

- Brash 4:20

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I am inevitable.

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I am the One True Candidate

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I am the eternal Way, the Truth, the living(?) embodiment of the Natural Party of Government

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Viruses, like climate change, simply don't exist. It's liberalism that's making people sick.

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@JordNZ Go fuck yourself.

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@JordNZ Go fuck yourself.

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*Rattle.*
*Creak.*

GROOOOOOoooOOOO

*Slides sarcophagus lid off*
*Clears ancient throat of dust and grime and bile*

Nothing I have to say is worth listening to, except this:
Ignore me.
I'm already dead.

*Slides sarcophagus lid back on*

...Ooh, 280 charac

*Dies, again.*

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.@NZJon @MatthewHootonNZ @stevenljoyce @johnkeypm you DON'T know about Felching Club. You COULDN'T! Damn it, we only have two rules!

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.@AxlVanGok I keep writing to Alan Gibbs, but they come back, delivered by stern policemen, citing something called a "restraining order."

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I once beat a pigeon at chess. Based on that, I'm sure I could beat Jamie Whyte in a philosophy battle. #HarmlessLeadershipSpeculation

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I long for the halcyon days of me too. RT @cakeburger I long for the halcyon days of @DrBrash

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I, for one, am of the opinion that John Banks is an honest man*.

*In that I have seen his manhood and genetic tests. He is honestly a man.

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BANKSIEEEEEEEEEEE

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@AceMcWicked there is no one behind me. I turn around once every 7 seconds to check.