Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! And now the app I used to love has become a dystopian hellscape of bad takes. On my #MyXAnniversary I want to say I miss Twitter from 15 years ago. RIP 😭
13 years? Seems like yesterday I joined to follow a baseball player I liked. Of course, following him on Twitter showed me what a narcissistic tool he was (still is) and I unfollowed him the moment he was traded. A very Twitter journey, really. #MyTwitterAnniversary
Hack alert! 🚨 Don’t open DM
links from me. I had a connected app that was hacked and sent a phishing scam out to everyone. I have revoked app access so I shouldn’t be sending sketchy DMs to you any more. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
@CheneyAUG Breakfast is always an appropriate option for lunch or dinner. Much like pizza, breakfast items can be eaten any time of the day or night. Without shame.
Once again accepting gifts and specially prepared foods in honor of my 12 year Twitterversary. #KrispyKreme original glazed I think is the traditional celebratory food for this occasion.
Well, it’s been 11 years on Twitter. The first years were fun. The last few were mostly watching people yell at each other. Puts me in mind of my parents divorce.
Breaking News: John Prine, the folk singer and songwriter with a raspy voice and ingenious lyrics, died at 73 from complications of the coronavirus https://t.co/SvSH3s0Q0d
Tips for leaders - standing up, standing out & delivering. Welcome back to classes #CommArts Prof Comm & Leadership grad students! https://t.co/TrLwxFmrt9
Someone heard it was national cat day and decided to pose for three seconds. Or she paused for three seconds trying decide if she could clear my head if she jumped directly from the table to the kitchen counter.… https://t.co/ffSjxzaU1B
@BaseballDo @di_atribe Puts me in mind of the ppl in Atlanta in 1996 telling New Mexico residents to check with their national Olympic committee to get tickets.
https://t.co/74089w4oMa
So this fresh apple cake with butter pecan glaze (thanks whitelilybaking) hit many of the truisms of home baking:
1) it never looks like the photo on the recipe
2) it tastes better than it looks
And my fave & personal… https://t.co/9qpXLkk81h