Dr. Bumblebee

I am Doctor Bumblebee.

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How is it today. Please feed my abnormally large children your limbs. If not, I understand @thefirehydrant

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I have shards of glass impaled in my keister. @TheDoctors can you help. plEase. Also, I am renting a room in my house out for anyone with hair. Applications are no.

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Day going how. Is. Day. Fry. Today. How. @WilsonMallard

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Hey, how's your day going. @RemoDrive

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How's everyone's day going?

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Hey guys what's up https://t.co/YmChEddu5M how's everyone's day going so far? Tell me in the comments below!

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@TheBeesKneesUK Can I metaphorically join this underground cult "Domaine of the Bee"? I do believe, with my experience of drinking the blood of my enemies and wine, I am a good fit to be the leader of this cult. If you want to be on Frankie's good side, you must respond.

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(a representation of me with my fellow homeslice, Frankie)

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#selfbee @TheBeesKneesUK

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Has it been a month? Oh jeepers, I apologize. I was put in The Ninja Professional Blender 1000 and couldn't find my way out. I had to feast on my family members. They were trying to say something like "The lid is open" and "You can just get out", but it's a bee eat bee world.

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Thanks for your help, Twitter. I have his intestines spread on a paper plate. Reminds me when I ate Spaghetti-O's as a kid. Except it is intestines. A lobster's entrails are on a plate. Yum yum. Next question: what to put on it?

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I will win the Super Bowl. Place bets on me. Thank you, gentlemen and fajitas. #trustinDrBumblebeeandhisextremefootballingskills

John Madden fears the Bumblebee.

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A random submarine sandwich has discovered my location, most likely the government's work, and I'm being transported back to land. The government cannot be trusted, however, so I have murdered every being on board, including Chef Boyardee and Nero the Roman emperor. #RIPBoyardee

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Oddly enough, my horse couldn't swim across the Atlantic Ocean especially after it melted, so I am currently drowning. Luckily, I've ordered an Uber. I have also ordered hallucinogenics and dog food to satiate my appetite.

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While I'm on the horse ride back to my colony overseas, I decided to ponder philosophical thoughts. With your help, I might be able to answer the age-old question that has remained unanswerable by the wisest of scholars: Why is there a bald man hiding in my silverware drawer?

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Thanks to @PopeyesChicken, I was able to escape Haiti's most secure cardboard box prison. I will return back to my colony in a few days to release the bad news.

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Haiti was a failure. I am now trapped within solitary confinement at one of the prisons. Please let me out. #freethebeeinHaiti

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I am the only bee alive with a five-inch tongue. For this reason, I have elected myself mayor of colony number 1,980,473,833. I hope I can change the world forever in the high power political position I hold. I start negotiations with Haiti in a few days. #BeesinHaitiCompromise