DrCaevus

RETIRED PROJECT

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

This project has been retired. Thank you everyone for your support in the Templin Discord. Thank you @TheReelLarissa for your permission. It's been a pleasure, and it's a very short project I had a lot of fun with!

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

New round of funding just came in for approval and budgeting. Because our accident count is down from last year, we've had the opportunity to allocate more money toward perfecting trans-dimensional warp gates. Very exciting! #Budget2018 #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Late nights at the facility are always hard, but seeing a micro universe blossom in front of your electron microscope is worth it. There's only been forty thousand nuclear extinctions in this one, so it definitely looks promising! #GoodDay #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Apologies for my absence yesterday. As it turns out, the Lithian High Kingdom found its way through the dimensional rift and invaded the facility again. Slaughtering xenos is hard work, and the cleanup was awful! #FilthyFilthyFilthy #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Could anyone recommend a good plumber? Preferably with experience in dealing with clogged dimension rifts. The only phone book in the facility is in hieroglyphics and I can't find my reading glasses. #PlumingProblems #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

@ElstonOfficial You mean the Dave that retired, yet refused to eat the retirement cake that Francis and Lucy slaved over making for him? I know he claimed to be neutron allergic, but let's be real here, the checkbox he made everyone check before talking to him is a bit suspect.

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Got an email from HR commending me for my fine work on freeway signage research. This further proves my point that HR is made up of just a sentient neural network with only captchas as its connection with the outside world. I'm onto you, Rebecca. #Suspicious #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

As per request by my colleague @ElstonOfficial, I must clarify that the retirement party is for David from HR, not David the almighty, may his actions be merciful, praise be to his holiness and curses to the unholy that dares to challenge his name. Thank you.

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

PSA: The pineapples scheduled for burning have instigated a rebellion in sector eight. Please be advised that security is maintaining the situation, and that the pizza party for David's retirement is STILL SCHEDULED, and attendance is mandatory. #DoNotBeAlarmed #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

The results of the coffee study have been coming in very nicely. As it turns out, a medium roast with a dash of sugar and a pinch of supernova dust actually reigns superior compared to a medium roast with creamer and a soul of the ancients. Remarkable! #Science #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Intern Charles was out sick today complaining about a made up thing called "radiation sickness." Boy, HR is really grinding my gears by hiring these pansies. Can't even handle mortusium for a few days with their hands. How weak! #MissTheOldDays #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Boy do I hate filling out paperwork. I mean, everything about it is tedious and frustrating. Looking up reference numbers, preying to his blessed the unholy god bureaucracius so that his mercy may shine, printing off forms after forms. It's draining! #Paperwork #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

I would like to formally apologize for the mess yesterday. In our celebrating, we might have accidentally managed to unleash Pandora's Box again. @ElstonOfficial and I have caught most of the horrors that haven't escaped the facility. #PartyHard #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Please be advised that the small explosions that might have been experienced over the last 3 hours were emergency unscheduled CONTROLLED detonations of the Armaments Lab.
Also, on an unrelated note, can fire services please contact me on a secure line, thanks. #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

A fresh shipment of fire extinguishers and blessed chalk dust has come in just in time for the public event tomorrow. I'm sure @TemplinEdu will be pleased that the awaiting disaster will at least be contained within the confines of the facility this time. #Hyped #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Thank you everyone for coming to the conference on Intergalactic Diplomacy. We all had a great time, at least before the heating of relations between the Gelthrak and the Daranox after the alcohol ran out. Special thanks to Chris for his hard work! #GreatCon #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

The news about a wide-scale containment breach are greatly exaggerated. It was a small-scale disruption of containment services that may or may not include half of the Dangerous Creature Division. THERE IS NO REASON FOR ALARM. #SomeonePleaseTurnOffThatAlarm #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

I believe I need to make it very clear: We are confident that the glowing liquid dripping from the walls in Sector 4 is not dangerous to touch. We are waiting to see the condition of one of the interns as regards to ingestion, however. #HateWaiting #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Isn't it funny when you never realize that the intern you've had working under you for six months was actually a goo-person from the farthest reaches of the galactic cluster? How embarrassing! I appreciate you, Zilgular, I promise! #EmbarassingSituations #TemplinInstitute

[DrCaevus @DrCaevus]

Don't you just hate it when you're reading your previous research notes and you realize that you've absentmindedly wrote it all in the indecipherable language of the unknowns with no time to translate before your meeting with the celestials! #HardWork #TemplinInstitute