Percy Filth🚜🦈

The Shire's numero uno Gammon. Offering on site gynecological surveying and lawnmower repairs.

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@HavryshkoMarta

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@SophiaTDog1 @100thaveguts @anneapplebaum @NewYorker Absolutely 🤪

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@ProDemocracyy @100thaveguts @anneapplebaum @NewYorker Am so glad he 'did the work' and stopped fucking children. And applied his many talents to being a executive director of a Ukrainian Gas company Burisma Holdings.

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@Neccccy That would not happen.

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@BoveFromAbove @Ww3truthsayer They look like a 'Pod'

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@VirginiePerez15 It was uncomfortable to watch, too much holding, too much looking lovingly into each other's eyes.
They're burning our money on laundering and bumming each other.

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@LabourfutureUK

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@chatswithem Waiting for Jim NR Dale to pop his head out and proclaim a catastrophic global warming event.

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@Inigo_Pipkins A friend of mine was high up at Cadbury, and on going into a motorway services noted that Flakes weren't selling well.. why?
Because they make a mess of your car.
A few meetings later and the Twirl arrived.
He's now retired and on a annoyingly large pension.

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@BringIt16017654 @TaraBull James Brown.

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@StevenJonMiller Doesn't look wise, looks half sharp. A man who let in a million to this country, and extended a war to claim at least another million souls, and she goes like this.

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Waiting patently for the sun to come out and the reappearance of Jim NR Dale to tell me to stop driving and eat Bill's plastic meat, else we'll all die.

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@arusbridger Yes you could say the same of Bill bitch tits Gates (plus so much more) and he sponsors your paper.

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@Essex_Patriot Energy and food/water shortages as the jaws of digital entrapment close. We're paying for our own imprisonment.

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@ScaryEurope None. Maybe if Nick Griffin stood in my Area.

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@bphillipsonMP A true definition of what Labour call 'free' is paid by the taxpayer. You are the enemy.

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@DickDelingpole Fight ear worm with ear worm (but it's your ear worm).
Combat the Panther with the Magic Roundabout tune.. Your worries will be over.

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@TedUrchin Another belter from Comical Ted Smith.

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@Artemisfornow I have an answer.

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@Jenny_1884 He went to 'investigate' pornography by going to Copenhagen with Lord Longford.. who was Harriet Harman's uncle.