Dr. Bartalos Colonoscopy

The one and only colon crusader

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Hearing Doris Burke commentate makes me want to fill my earlobes with isopropyl alcohol

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@50NuancesDeNBA Nikola jokic throws a punch, Dort back out of the scuffle… yet Dort gets ejected and nikola jokic shoot free throws?? Am I missing something?

[Dr. Bartalos Colonoscopy @DrColonoscopyMD]

@BarDown This is what coaching Steven Lorentz does to a person

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Oklahoma in the College Football Playoff:

Lost 37-17
Lost 54-48
Lost 45-34
Lost 63-28
Lost 34-24

0-5.

[Johnny OU @OUFball218]

I still love you, Tate Sandell. We wouldn’t be here without you 🫡

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Stan Van Gundy might be a more insufferable announcer than Doris Burke

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@neilsack0 Atta boy Neil! Way to make the kiffin family proud! #PleaseFuckMyDaughter

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@UTBarstool And arch manning is a first round pick 🤣🤣🤣

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A “Good football team” doesn’t lose to an 8 loss Florida team #wompwomp

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

Texas is better than this team, I know that because we won on a neutral field

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@TateSandell1 for heisman

[ESPN @espn]

OKLAHOMA SNAPS BAMA'S 17-GAME HOME WIN STREAK 🤯

It was the longest active streak in the FBS 😮

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

What an amazing run 💙 @BlueJays

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Can’t wait for the mlb lockout of 2026

#GETRIDOFDEFERREDCONTRACTS

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@NikolaTopic take my balls fine sir

#bartalosbomb

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@NFL @TomPelissero Ah yes nothing like signing an 41 year old to come play one of the most physically demanding positions in football

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I stg a coffee and a zyn in the morning pack-a-punches your shit

#bartalosbomb

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If Bieber doesn’t pitch an 98 mph fastball at Ohtanis head first pitch in game 4 then Schneider just doesn’t want to win the World Series. Simple as that.

#FuckMorals
#BatalosBomb

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@neilsack0 Toronto fears God and Sandy Alcantara.

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Hey Madison beer, if your 6’7 boyfriend isn’t working out. Just know u have a 5’5,
slightly autistic stoner waiting to accept you.

#MyGirlfriendWouldntLikeThis
#OhWell

#bartalosbomb

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@BlackPlague needing a successful sweep in the LA Chargers QB room. Count your days herby.

#النازي
#bartalosbomb