Doctor Coom

18+ parody account, I am way more racist and funnier than you assume.

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@Grxit This is the only man you should listen to forever.

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@ImperiumFirst Natural redhead Ashley from The Boys? Wtf?

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@badazn Lift weights and be willing to kill a Cop and you'll be fine for the most part. Christ, I can't tell who's pussy is more agape; yours or hers.

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@TheLaurenChen But you're part chinese, it's how they've done business for five thousand years of their own recording of history. I get it, the victim would have felt it, but it still counts.

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@MaroonKennedy Your arguing semantics with a homosexual cosplayer. At no point in your childhood did you think this would be your life. Welcome to the rice fields.

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@JonsLongs But John's clearly a mulatto while his brothers are all black. I stand by my theory that his mom fucked Hal and he's probably his kid, mostly because she tricked the son she put everything in to raising into meeting the guy she raised him to be better than and hate. #HoBehavior

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@thaiguyywr9 Rape is a social construct enforced by patriarchy to ensure women can be nothing but the receivers of violence and never the giver designed to get the male to grab his pitchfork and torch and follow status quo i.e. Emmitt Til

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@ianmiles It was always a fantasy.

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@Kaizerrev Your groups fighting is my horse race betting.

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@DAKKADAKKA1 She GM's his Mage: The Ascension game.

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@badazn Jesus, I fucked her mom like 22 odd years ago at a GolGol Bordello concert. It was a free ticket, I... I just didn't have anything to do that night.. my God..

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@khaliltooshort The part where Nathan Fillion showed up. The man is bag-of-hammers stupid and I don't give a fuck. #Lanterns #GuyGardener #HeIsMyGuy #HitlerWasRight

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@xevekiah Rape is a patriarchal social construct.

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@EthanVanSciver All the circles made me think of Glory Holes lol

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@VitoComedy Oh Vito, the government is the reason you're gonna die, but it's not the reason ya think.

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@VitoComedy I just steal everything.

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@khaliltooshort Bleeping the n word is waaaaaaay cheaper than intergalactic adventure.

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@shoe0nhead

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@JoshDenny It's like hitting is a natural, some might argue evolutionarily integral, part of a relationship.

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@ImmortanZit The dads should fight to the death. Winner gets shot.