Male Misandrist

He/Him Lesbian

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

If you can't handle me at depression you don't deserve me at mania.

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@AtYourMercyx Sleep token is alternative in the same way that Funko pops are art.

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Working on some music that sounds like a hardcore guy having the worst psychedelic experience imaginable.

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@bigmuddog You shit your pants while looking in a mirror?

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Spite can be a wonderful motivator but right now it feels like I'm staying alive to spite myself.

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Didn't know his favourite band was NECK DEEP 🔥🚒

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Really love it when a bass player that doesn't practice says shit like "I'll write my own part"

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@hwardius Being competent is a curse

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

When I said "I'd like to be needed" I didn't mean at work.

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

If you go to a wedding and there's not a girl there do you have to give a gift?

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@hwardius Can confirm

[Grimace Smoking Weed @high_grimace]

i’m smoking weed

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@hwardius If they play hallways I'm gonna have to cry while I crowdkill

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Life is a meritless chore

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Dating app for the type of girls I attract call it ChatBPD

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Next relationship isn't even getting hinted at until after 6 months 🤡🐸

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Converge is the Black Sabbath of metalcore

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@AndrewScheer You 👏 lied 👏 about 👏 being 👏 an 👏 insurance 👏 salesman 👏

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Alt baddie with the Hello Kitty autism got me googling stuff like KUROMI TOOTHBRUSH

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

@PressSec In other news the trains are running on time and you have had enough to eat today!

[Male Misandrist @DrCreecha]

Being a 34 year old single guy living in an apartment and dating a new girl every week got me feeling like Jerry Seinfeld from the hit NBC sitcom Seinfeld.