Dr Death Chief Infection Officer

Just a friendly Chief Infection Officer trying to help my community reach herd immunity.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

Attention Queenslanders! We need to work together to stop this Influenza outbreak. It's a heart breaking tragedy that this virus is spreading throughout our community.

As for COVID, please carry on catching and spreading it to build our #wallofimmunity

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@adama__cmdr @dgurdasani1 @Globalbiosec Whoopsie daisy. Maybe I shouldn't have been so cavalier to declare it was inevitable and necessary.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@BigBadDenis @briankirsty Time to deploy the fearless, maskless @sanj971 to work on these Canberra Hospital COVID infested wards.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@BigBadDenis @Mark_Butler_MP @PKelly_CBR What the hell is @Mark_Butler_MP doing? He's admitting error. Doesn't he know the first rule of pandemic management is to never admit when you're wrong.

https://t.co/JrfbFpOznW…

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

What the hell is @Mark_Butler_MP doing? He's admitting error. Doesn't he know the first rule of pandemic management is to never admit when you're wrong.

https://t.co/LD91GRWQLu

[Denis - The COVID info guy - @BigBadDenis]

Health Minister Mark Butler and Prof Paul Kelly discuss 5th COVID-19 booster - 8 Feb 2023

Latest COVID wave numbers from late October 2022:

🔹Cases: Around 3-4 million
🔹Deaths: 2,600
🔹Aged care deaths: 800+

@Mark_Butler_MP @PKelly_CBR

Full presser: https://t.co/W0zCQaMNQV

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

If this paediatric intensivist ever wanted to come work for @qldhealth, he would fit right in. We don't force our staff to wear face nappies. Dr Pickard, it doesn't make you a bad person if you are indifferent to infecting your patients. Que sera sera. You do you.

[The Guardian @guardian]

I’m a doctor and I don’t like wearing masks at work. Does that make me selfish? | Letters https://t.co/wLuaoDEA9h

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@guardian If this paediatric intensivist ever wanted to come work for @qldhealth, he would fit right in. We don't force our staff to wear face nappies. Dr Pickard, it doesn't make you a bad person if you are indifferent to infecting your patients. Que sera sera. You do you.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

If this paediatric intensivist ever wanted to come work for @qldhealth, he would fit right in. We don't force our staff to wear face nappies. Dr Pickard, it doesn't make you a bad person if you are indifferent to infecting your patients. Que sera sera. You do you.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

Massive congratulations to my dear friend Dr Nick Coatsworth. I can't think of anyone who has contributed more to the #wallofimmunity.

I am sure he will continue to advocate for all Australians to build immunity to SARS2.

#endemic

[Patients Australia @PatientsAu]

Dr Nick Coatsworth joins Australian Patients Association to put patients at the centre of Medicare reform. https://t.co/KuFXEapBnj

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

And we want their immune systems to also have the best start in life. That's why we are providing all QLD children with a free COVID infection in Term 1, 2023.

We will build a #wallofimmunity and they will thank us when they're older

[Annastacia Palaszczuk @a_palaszczuk]

We want every Queensland child to have the best start in life and we know families are struggling with cost of living. That’s why we’re providing 14,000 kids with free kindy and 26,000 others with cheaper kindy.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@AnnastaciaMP And we want their immune systems to also have the best start in life. That's why we are providing all QLD children with a free COVID infection in Term 1, 2023.

We will build a #wallofimmunity and they will thank us when they're older

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

I wish this loud mouth would stop posting about WEF's COVID safety protocols. If the plebs realise too early that we are trying to cull the herd, then the plan won't work.

[Andrew Lawton @AndrewLawton]

Everyone at the World Economic Forum annual meeting — including journalists and participants — has to take a PCR test upon arrival. If you don’t take a test, the chip in your ID badge is deactivated. If you test positive for Covid the badge is also deactivated.

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

I'll give you a hint. It's because we are culling the herd and it would be bad optics if the herd found out.

[Dr ElizaGW @elizgw]

Australian governments have kept much of their COVID research and modelling secret. Why? https://t.co/IOqPoQWqQX via @ABCaustralia

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@GlennL79368255 @StevenJMiles You're welcome Glenn. Good to see manners cost nothing 😊

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@BlairWilliams26 My money is on all the lockdowns that we had in Queensland. I remember a 3 day one that was particularly difficult. Will the children ever forgive us for damaging their immune systems?

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

My money is on all the lockdowns that we had in Queensland. I remember a 3 day one that was particularly difficult. Will the children ever forgive us for damaging their immune systems?

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

My money is on all the lockdowns that we had in Queensland. I remember a 3 day one that was particularly difficult. Will the children ever forgive us for damaging their immune systems?

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

@DoencaProf @qldhealth Good point! We might move from weekly reporting to monthly reporting if these pesky death and long COVID numbers keep rising

[Dr Death Chief Infection Officer @DrDeathCHO]

Great work @StevenJMiles! Queenslanders have successfully surfed the fourth wave!
🌊🏄‍♂️🤙

Except for the 77 people who died in the last week and won't be able to surf the 5th wave

[Steven Miles @StevenJMiles]

BREAKING: Queensland’s fourth COVID wave is officially over, with our COVID status going back down to green.