Rio Riojas

Standup Comedian and Actor.

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@MLFootball Amon Ra St. Brown

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@Girlpatriot1974 I’m happy she’s scared to be honest. Be very afraid of what the consequences of tyranny brings

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@Raindropsmedia1 Cat literally sprayed the door outside in front of her and she didn’t even notice

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@RayHarrington Hopefully you are back for Boy Crimez! If you left because my submission draft was terrible, I’ll rewrite it. Swear to god

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I fell into a loop of rereading a book series over and over and over again. I’m just getting back to my regular podcasts and come to find out one of my favorite pods list 1/3 of its hosts. @RayHarrington thanks for the all the memories. #RIP

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Let’s get me to 1000 followers. Can Twitter do that?

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Joke about ICE 🧊

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I am a comedian from Michigan. Please follow me.

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@EricLDaugh Stfu you clown

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@TONYxTWO Buddy doesn’t know the constitution and it shows

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MDD and is crazy. I try very hard to avoid these pits. Where the light seems like it’s always just out of reach. Me with a constant facade. I’ll never leave though. I fought too hard to still be here. #depression

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@sundayjeff I miss Comic Book Men. Still watch it lmao if it never got cancelled we all know who’d be running that shit and it ain’t poopsonfloors Magee over there hold Ming hostage with a gun behind the camera. Sales would probably be up to boot

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I was being nice cause Johnny law was there .

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@TheFigen_ That’s genetics

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@aidannonx God does forbid it

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@aidannonx Yeah because of people like you. God does forbid you wanting people to speak English

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Let me find a Giants fan so I can whoop their ass #onepride

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I was in the Batman vs Superman movie

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I really wish the Detroit Lions would have added to our OL. If Goff is the guy then give him what he needs. Two rookies on the OL is not going to cut it.