Dorian Lord

Protecting the Cramer women since 1979

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@ChellaRamanan @TheCartelDel This is the part I truly don’t get. If he wants it gone (as he appears to)…why not just shut it down now?

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@TheCartelDel @solomonmissouri Also, nobody can effectively search for the term “X”? Literally dumbest brand name ever.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

The dumbest thing about this is how every other social platform WISHES they created a unique and renowned verb like "Tweet" or "Retweet" - that kind of brand recognition is near impossible to replicate intentionally

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@scottderrickson All the streamers are bleeding money so I’m assuming it has to be that in most cases the numbers are bad, but revealing this would expose the fact that their decision making (& the bonus $ they give themselves) is totally arbitrary & not actually based on viewing numbers at all

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@PopCrave I suspect this subject is particularly aggravating to him because it brings up the issue of his worst career misstep to date, insisting on playing the lead in the DEAR EVAN HANSEN movie (produced by his father) when he was far too old to pull it off anymore.

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@punishedmother Solution to all the Twitter discourse over the last 24 hours: take your girl to an ice cream date on the Amalfi coast

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

The Hollywood labor actions put the lie to the right-wing canard that Hollywood is liberal. Much of the talent might be, but once you get past a certain pay scale there are a ton of full-on MAGA people, plus execs who are no more "liberal" than the president of a logging company.

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

This is legit. There is a reason it takes you one grillion hours to get to Martha’s Vineyard on the ferry & longer to Nantucket. Unless you can afford to fly there on tiny planes.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

An underappreciated aspect of this is that Instagram has convinced a lot of people without a ton of money that they should be traveling to places that rich people frequent.

Because rich people can afford to manage these inconveniences. You cannot.

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@joerussotweets Yeah “we plan to destroy L.A.’s economy causing rippling effects for years to come” is not the politically savvy strategy they somehow thought it was? On top of being obviously pure Ebenezer Scrooge evil.

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

Rainbow Festival folks know this is nothing new 😭

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Someone in Bushwick has been cooking a stew in a public park for 33 days and the FAQ section is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@boringalias @AutumnStyx @NinaSerafina Honestly the real problem there was the father didn’t know what kind of cereal his child ate but then again if you’re in a relationship where if you make any independent decision & it’s wrong, your toddler child gets punished, it’s not surprising he’d want to stay out of it 😐

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@AutumnStyx @NinaSerafina A lady made a thread about how she tricked her dad into buying her Cookie Crisps when she was 4 & her mom had such an insane fit about it she literally could never ask her father for anything again. Then she deleted it bc everyone was like “this is weird”

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@NBedera Yeah I’m not sure how some people are pretending not to get this. It wasn’t phrased as an offer to break up, it was a guilt trip. “If we end it’s your fault”.

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

A guy in therapy who isn’t emotionally abusive at all

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@Sophia_Nyx PARENTHOOD. One of the best movies of all time.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@ArtTeacher2427 @spencerideas This is exactly why the adults have to order that one green pepper & black olive 😅 easy toppings to pick off if you don’t like them but the kids will still shun it!

[Dorian Lord @DrDorianCramer]

@TheCrandle @MediumSizeMeech You might want to re-review Season 1 before you say that 😅 (although to be fair, again that was mostly a case of bad hair)