Dr Exoskeleton

Overlord. Flogger of Minions. "World's Best Boss"*.

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Post-event communiqué: See attached intelligence reports.

Summary: PAX subject resistance to our harvesting protocols shows minor deterioration. Most satisfactory.

Soul extraction efficiency improving.

Stay tuned for further communications.

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@Jamie_Rawlings Unknown at this time, probably no. The minions in the lab have yet to produce a prototype.

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Fun fact: A lucky few received ultra rare GOLD fridge magnets. It appears to have gone completely unnoticed.
The rest of you got… regular ones. How unfortunate.

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Shop is open for the last time in 2025. Closes at 6pm!

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That concludes the 15th year of soul consumption! 15 teams finished ranked, and 91 teams beat anarchy. The ranked curse continues, with one team having not completed the last question.

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TOP 3 ANARCHY TEAMS:

1. Spud
2. Espresso
3. Pinny Pals

...and somehow the RANKED team Sandwiches? My algorithms are confused but impressed.

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And the newcomers Oris Angels have claimed third place! I love to see new souls step to the podium.

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And Sandwiches take second place! Their trophies are baking in the oven as we speak.

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Beep Boop, your trophy is waiting.

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Beep Boop is the Ranked Champion!

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Gatekeeper bug should fixed, resume your suffering.

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A handful of gatekeepers have not been properly assigned. We are looking into this.

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Think you cracked 🗑️ correctly? Email me photographic evidence for verification. First team to succeed will earn a coveted "good job" from your Overlord.

✉️ thedoctor@....

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Reactions when 🗑️ is finally solved properly.

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Like a million typing monkeys, 🗑️ has been “solved” again. We will not be replacing it this time. Just know deep in your souls that you haven’t found it yet.

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We can’t run Ranked with just ONE team. 8:00pm it is. Good thing I don’t pay my minions and their rations are cheap.

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2010 me would never, but ugh, 7:30pm

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All 5 categories have been breached.

Impressive work, minions.