Dr. Grover

Dr. Gerard Rover Emergency medicine FOAMed Constantly online, slightly annoyed Enthousiastic perhaps but rarely well informed.

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

Clearly you never had to endure the hardship of parenthood

[Doctor Funky @DrTobiasFunky]

Why do they have this on the pediatrics floor at the hospital?

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@cliffreid We use attractive nurses

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@alextatem Set your clock to a different timezone and ….. voilá

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@acweyand Bats dont hit kids in the head, kids kit kids in the head (with a bat). Did anyone suggest to give bats to the other kids so the first kid is less likely to hit other kids in the head with a bat?

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@DrTobiasFunky Beeing nice to your students colleagues and peers is so simple it sometimes hurts to hear that it is so rare people have to post about it. What do we do to the asshole bosses? https://t.co/71Mgae3vrW

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@gardner_bea You can do the same with teenagers when you ausculate their chest: lets guess what you inhaled yesterday evening!

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@DouglasDavisRN @OGdukeneurosurg As always “placement comes first” #emergencymedicine. Evaluate her for inmediate life threats and make the decision to land/divert. That means very little history (maybe one or two questions) and hardly any neuro exam

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@dr_aquinn Good! Congratulations. All you need to know about teaching in emergency medicine you find here: https://t.co/Pr7c8q8Klq

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

Some essential thoughts on #teaching in #emergency #medicine. Please RT and add to the list so we can make teaching even more fun and effective! #acep #medicine https://t.co/Pr7c8q8Klq

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

When #teaching: Repeat the important message at least three times. End the session with the message again and again and again. End the session with the message again and again and again. End the session with the message again and again and again. https://t.co/d54o49i4pN #FOAMed

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

When #teaching: Repeat the important message at least three times. End the session with the message again and again and again. End the session with the message again and again and again. End the session with the message again and again and again. https://t.co/d54o49i4pN #FOAMed

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@SeamusORegan @dr_voon @DavidLametti It should also be illegal to stroke or pet #healthcare workers (even if they are furry and soft).

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@TripleThreat_MD @acweyand @DuchessSexpert Can’t. Fur

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@ERthisisBridge How to survive #emergencymedicine : Start teaching. A bit every day. Some days more. Talk to the students. Motivate them and be the best mentor you can be. Feel the thrill of doing stuff for the first time all over again….. and start drinking. #FOAMed

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@nurse_charming Thats when a nurse is first and foremost an advocate for his or her patient. Nothing is more important that that. She or he will go through fire to get what the patient deserves (that and she is into fur)

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@MSharifpourMD @drshahrul80 In the #ED we use that to warm everybody when we take a patients socks of

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@1andonlyny @nashbash2 I want a fuckload of money, a big house, a sexy girlfriend and everybody else to shut up for a bit #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDaygifts

[Dr. Grover @DrGroverMD]

@ERshitmagnet Stop watching Foxnews

[Daniel J. Ritter, MD @DRitterMD]

The length of an ER note is inversely proportional to the physician’s comfort with the patient’s disposition.