Jon Dabach

Jon Dabach, PhD 👩‍❤️‍👨 Relationship Coach 🛑 Stop Fighting for good 🥰 Build Legendary Intimacy 💡2000+ couples helped 👇 FREE Discovery call 👇

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Some therapy stories are golden. 🌟😂 A woman’s ex texted during our session asking if he could use the anal colonic gift certificate he gave her. I told her to reply, "Is that because you're full of crap?" She laughed and realized it was over. 💔➡️😄 #BreakupLife

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Sometimes, people are too far gone for counseling. 🚩😳 A husband found his wife at a motel. When he knocked, a revolver was pointed at his face. She screamed, “Don’t shoot him in front of the kids!” 🚫🔫 If she’s with someone who threatens your life, it’s over. #marriagetherapy

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DIY divorce turned into the funniest mistake. 📜😅 They mixed up the paperwork and ended up adopting each other! It’s not just about the DIY—it’s about knowing your limits and the value of professional help. Laugh and learn together. 💑😂 #MarriageLife

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Hobby swaps can lead to hilarious outcomes. 🎣🧶 He loves fishing, she loves knitting. It’s not just about the hobbies—it’s about respecting each other’s passions and finding joy in shared experiences. Laugh and appreciate each other’s interests. 💑😂 #couplestherapy

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Holiday decorations can cause drama. 🎄😅 She goes overboard, he’s a minimalist. It’s not just about the decor—it’s about finding a middle ground. Respect each other’s preferences and enjoy a stress-free holiday. 💑😂 #MarriageLife

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When a guitar feels like the third wheel in your marriage... 🎸😅 It’s not just about the hobby. It’s about finding balance and prioritizing your relationship. Respect each other’s passions and make time for togetherness. 💑😂 #MarriageLife

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Social media rivalries can spark drama. 📱🔥 She posts her yoga class, he counters with his cooking. 🧘‍♀️🍲 It’s not just about the posts—it’s about validation and recognition. Celebrate each other’s wins and laugh at the competition. 😂 #MarriageLife

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Cooking together can lead to epic disasters. 🍳🔥 He mistook salt for sugar in her favorite dessert. 😬 Cue the kitchen divorce! It’s not just about the cooking—it's about teamwork and patience. Laugh at the little mistakes and enjoy the process together. 😂 #MarriageLife

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DIY projects can turn into epic disasters. 🔧🏊‍♂️ He thought he could fix the sink, she begged for a pro. Result? An indoor pool and a plumber’s bill that could buy a car. It’s not just about DIY—it's about respecting expertise and listening to your partner. 😂 #MarriageLife

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When your spouse brings home an iguana without warning... 🦎😱 It’s not just about the reptile. It’s about respecting each other’s fears and boundaries. From screaming to laughing, it's all about finding pets you both love. Marriage is full of surprises! 😂 #MarriageLife

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A thermostat war is just the tip of the iceberg. ❄️🔥 He likes it Arctic cold, she wants tropical heat. They end up sneaking around to adjust it at night. 🌡️ It's not about the temp, it’s about feeling heard and finding common ground. Marriage is wild, huh? 😂 #MarriageProblems

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Fitness challenges in marriage are a disaster. 😂 He wakes you up at 5 AM like it’s the Olympics. You hide his running shoes. Chaos ensues. 🏃‍♂️💥 Forget marathons, do Netflix marathons instead. 🎥🍿 #MarriageCounseling

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The #1 reason trust gets broken
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How to build confidence in your relationship
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5 Red Flags that your partner is cheating
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How to have a conversation about trust
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You can not EARN trust
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They cheated on you - now what?
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How to get over relationship baggage
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Is your partner cheating or are you just insecure?
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