Peter: “psst hey, Jesus? You said this bread is your body? Do you mean like - like really?”
Jesus: “….”
Peter: “Like we’re actually eating…it?”
Jesus: *sighs* “I don’t know, what do you think, Peter?”
Peter: “And the wine is like…really it’s like actually your blood?”
Jesus: “Jesus Christ, Peter”
“So, Mr. Bookshelf, what are you going to do now that the spell is broken?”
“Oi’m gonna trek down and kill the old hag who turned us all into furniture”.
*chick-chick*
(Beauty and the Beast spinoff idea.)