Martha Rosenthal

Search my internet history & you'll find research articles about sex & drugs & brains, harp sheet music, hundreds of books & movies, & random sparkly things.

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

Dear dogs: why do the toys become infinitely more interesting when I put them back in the basket?

#dogs
#dogmoms

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

Me: I want to keep my new car nice, so no food
Chris: ok! I'm going to Home Depot
...
Chris: there was an incident with a bag of cow manure

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

The Australian Stumpy lizard gives birth to a baby that weighs 1/3 of her own body weight.
#FunSexFacts
#ouch

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@ElspethMcCulloc Lol

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A 1640 legal code in Connecticut allowed for the death penalty for "blasphemers, homosexuals, and masturbators"

#FunSexFacts

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"It's quiet. It's TOO quiet."

Words you don't want to say when you have 2 puppies in the house.

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

Instead of calling it Trumpcare, can't we just stick a "doesn't" in the middle to better reflect his concern for American's health?

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

The blue whale's penis is 8-10 feet long

#FunSexFacts

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

The harp is one of the most difficult, but most beautiful instruments. Come hear the naples harp ensemble on Sunday!
https://t.co/ogtLRz3wp8

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

The US government holds a patent for cannabinoids (marijuana) as antioxidants and neuroprotectants

#FunDrugFacts
#Hypocrisy

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

According to an old law still on the books, sexual positions other than missionary are illegal in Washington DC

#FunSexFacts

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In 2002, a woman in Mexico performed a C-section on herself. Both mother and baby survived.

#FunSexFacts
#Pregnancy

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Charlotte Bronte is thought to have died of excessive vomiting due to morning sickness

#FunSexFacts
#Pregnancy

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"Yen" comes from the Chinese word for "craving for opium"

#FunDrugFacts

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Sons are genetically more related to their mothers than daughters are

#FunSexFacts

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Is it just me?

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

The first flag of the United States was made of hemp cloth

#FunDrugFacts

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Pregnant women attract more mosquitoes

#FunSexFacts

[Martha Rosenthal @DrKinseyRose]

15 minute later update: new dog toy is boring. But the socks I left on the floor are the best chew toy ever.

#DogLovers