DrMrLesbian

A perpetual chaos generator. Schrodinger's Gay.

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[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

entered my 34th year crying so I guess we're off to a great start ✌🏻

#happybirthdaytome

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getting treated like something they have instead of something precious they lost and are trying to get back is brutal -100/10 do not recommend

#whatrelationship

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i dont want Popeye level forearms, just enough to keep my sleeves in place when i roll them up

#fuckyourbodygoals

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got taken to build-a-bear today and got this cutie. had to name it after one of my favourite people @V_Vico_Ortiz

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

its fathers day here in the land of oz

my partner said happy daddys day to me

#daddy

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@megpeamaam have you seen the interview with tessa Thompson about getting as big as possible? adorable

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finding sawdust in my underpants is NOT the way I'd like to get wood

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

@DragonsAreCats the best kind

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

after years of being told my interests are "too much" or weird and creepy by previous partners, my companion is excited to attend @LPontheleft show in Sydney next year #hailyourself

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

just spent the last hour and a half in the bath with my partner and a six pack of beer shooting the shit

I think this is what a healthy relationship feels like

it's nice

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

turns out I'm so used to gaslighting and abuse in relationships that I lose sleep when the worst thing my current partner has to say about me, is that the way I eat chicken crimpies makes them uncomfortable

#fuckyourcouplegoals

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the vibe of mardi gras 2022

#unitedweshine

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

here is me up at 0300, because insomnia. cue my partner waking up. I apologised, started to leave, felt awful given i always got yelled at for this (before partners), they pulled me back to bed and offered to make me some food

I don't know what to do with this kindness 🙃

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

I think my life is just going to be me chasing side quests instead of the main quest, my 30s has just been me accepting it

#lifegoals

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@megpeamaam so happy for you 😍

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

randomly remembered my ex screaming at me I was making the bed wrong one night as we were going to bed, when I was so scared to sleep next to him for fear of r@pe

today my partner got us matching silk pillowcases because it will be good for my hair

#itgetsbetter #menaretrash

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

a few years ago I had to chose between meds and food living in my car

tonight I had a bath while my partner rubbed my feet and gave me a beer

#lifegetsbetter

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@megpeamaam

[DrMrLesbian @DrMRLesbian]

ahh yes, trans day of visibility. the day we ask to be seen as valid and worth of basic human decency

as opposed to trans day of remembrance, where we ask that you stop killing us

sending love to all my trans brethren #TransDayOfVisibility

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so there is me buying snacks and thinking I'll get some for my partner. not remembering the ones I'd picked up were the EXACT type their ex got them when they got broken up with

I am not a smort man #dickmove