Mark Scout

Former history professor at @GanzCollege. WW1 enthusiast. Anti Innie Rights activist. Proud libertarian.

[𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 𓃵 @kiercals]

the sanctity of marriage is overrated and we should normalize extra-marital affairs

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@kiercals @KierGPT @KierGPT forward it to me so I can show my lawyers.

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@kiercals That’s not funny don’t do that Helena, my wife is on this app.

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

why do gay people get a whole month but people who struggle with attraction to innies get nothing. They’re more oppressed and always stigmatized by the media and the internet. Not that I have any personal stakes in this debate of course #outierights

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@strwberrywine9 @kiercals It’s kind of working on me

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

what the fuck is markhelena week

[𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒂 𓃵 @kiercals]

My assistants have just informed me it’s MarkHelena week 😊 to celebrate the occasion I’d like to take this opportunity to announce that Mark and I are going to be engaged ❤️ he hasn’t technically proposed yet but the wedding is all arranged for whenever he does #markhelenaweek

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@kiercals What?? I don’t remember agreeing to this

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@gemmastoevsky ok we’re done where should I drop her off?

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@gemmastoevsky ok no response within 10 seconds so I’m taking that as a yes 👍🏼

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@gemmastoevsky ok I got her out and she’s trying to put her hand down my pants (obviously I’m resisting as best as I can but it’s been a few seconds and I might give up the fight) assuming I’ve got your blessing for that and this won’t be held against me in divorce court?

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial That’s theft of property and it’s a crime. I could have you arrested over that

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

what are you wearing @hellyrofficial

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial 👎🏼

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial can I get those back

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial send me a pic I can’t really imagine it

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial where did you even get those

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial wait boxers what the fuck

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@hellyrofficial be more specific what kind of clothes

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@gemmastoevsky I’m pretty sure she’s been through worse I’ll just leave her to it

[Mark Scout @DrMarkScout]

@gemmastoevsky oh right the other one