sizzurp

still here for some reason

[Jerms @NotLordJerms]

you put 16 items on the table cashier gon ask if you want a bag like nah ima just shove all this shit up my ass

[fel @bladeegirll]

if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

never recovered from seeing this worldmap a chinese guy named hao xiaoguang made in like 2002:

[Dx: Moonstruck @moonstruckinnyc]

Cookbook but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it

[dre. @Sareeeism]

Hulk Hogan in hell right now:

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

saying “this is NOT what momtok stands for” whenever i disagree with my friend’s choices

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

My house if I lived in bikini bottom

[sizzurp @DrMcCorkle]

@ktknapp

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

Hate when google tells me a bird I just saw is “very common”. The majesty of flight and the beauty of the natural world is anything but common

[tom_tuna @tom_tuna]

Seeing that blue tooth speaker at the beach coming your way

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

I have this same moment every time I travel to the south

[Werkit @WerkitHunty1]

What would you even do? Scissor?

[Lord Boog II @momsboyfri3nd]

I don’t even give a fuck anymore #realshitterthursday

[miss chad @laurenposting]

FBI agents to mentally ill teenagers on discord:

[sizzurp @DrMcCorkle]

@T_o_m_m_m_m_m_m think I’ll enjoy an extra drink at the airport beforehand

[sizzurp @DrMcCorkle]

hmm, currently have an American Airlines flight this Friday 🫡

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: American Airlines Flight 5342 has collided with a Black Hawk helicopter near Washington DC airport

[lance @gookedup]

Sorry to my mom who thought she was gonna raise a doctor, I was born to wear balenciaga and smoke exotic

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

[MazeBeans @ouoyupot]

mario party minigames