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Celtics + NBA fan

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@Herrojuku will win more games and go further in playoffs than the Heat

book it

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@JoshReynolds24

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@NIKNBAYT White
Baylor
PG13
Tatum
Queta

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Insane leap loading 🔜

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lmfaooooo

giving up on an early 2nd after 1 yr and another 2nd to accommodate 2026 KCP

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Philadelphia 76ers are trading C/F Johni Broome and a second-round pick to the Los Angeles Clippers for cash considerations, sources tell ESPN. The deal allows the 76ers to stay under both first and second aprons while signing LeBron James and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope.

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@databallr Rittenhouse 5?! lmfao

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@Fiizop correct take

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@MaxiMonster111 YUCKY

Dean Wade gonna have to do a LOT
https://t.co/fjVT96XVxI

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For their positions, percentile D-DPM according to DARKO, where lower is worse and higher is better:

Edgecombe D-DPM: 57th percentile
Maxey D-DPM: 22nd percentile 
LeBron D-DPM: 27th percentile 
Jaylen D-DPM: 2nd percentile
Embiid D-DPM: 17th percentile

Interesting.

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How the Philadelphia 76ers will be moving next season

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remember this post when Tatum + Hugo + Mazzulla ball hoops eliminates one of these teams in the playoffs

[BSOLZ @BSOLZ_]

Knicks got a ring
Heat got Giannis
76ers got JB & LeBron

The Celtics got Hugo Gonzalez

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For their positions, percentile D-DPM according to DARKO, where lower is worse and higher is better:

Edgecombe D-DPM: 57th percentile
Maxey D-DPM: 22nd percentile 
LeBron D-DPM: 27th percentile 
Jaylen D-DPM: 2nd percentile
Embiid D-DPM: 17th percentile

Interesting.

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@ksenguptaa he is. Brad masterclass once again.

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@SopanDeb hilariously bad take that will age like milk

[Pain Pritchard @FasterPP]

real humans think he's not good at basketball, can't believe it

[Brett Usher @UsherNBA]

Who's a player you're buying stock in heading into next season?

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Yeah we got us one

[Brody @celtsallday_]

CHRIS CENAC MONSTER PUTBACK!!!

[Christian Odjakjian @OdjHoops]

Heard Celtics coaches saying they were “unleashing the psychos” in reference to these two