Some lawyer from California

Like a square peg in a round hole.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@Rothmus The hardest part of becoming an adult after all these years is realizing your revolutionary heroes were not revolutionary minds.

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

Judges are always complaining about a lack of civility.

I asked for a short continuance of a hearing because it had been set for my son’s birthday.

Opposing counsel sucks. So I had to file a motion. O/C opposed it. No reason.

Judge rules: “there’s no reason you can’t appear remotely”

Oh yeah, that’s right because I probably planned a day with my son where I can just duck into a wework and bring a jacket and tie with me, right? And hey, I can just catch up with him after the hearing, right?

I know I’ve got a few judges who follow me.

I just wanna remind them that if you reward incivility, you’re the reason that there is a lack of civility.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

The “fighting words” exception to the First Amendment needs to be laid to rest once and for all.

The jury in the Shiloh Hendrix case was instructed that it could convict her if her words were “inherently likely to provoke a violent reaction or incite an immediate breach of the peace.”

But violence is never a reasonable reaction to offensive words, and you should not be held responsible for someone else’s inability to control their anger.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@jarvis_best Al Bundy of Married with Children said it best when his son asked him what he could do to understand women.

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they *hate* each other."

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@__bee_kay__ 間 (Ma, lit. "gap, space, pause")

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@DefiantLs "Let's talk about the price of gas but let's not talk about California's role in the price of gas within the state of California."

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

Everyone knew it was a mistake to remove the logic games section of the LSAT.

[Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD @houmanhemmati]

These parking signs - as seen in @santamonicacity California - should be illegal.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@FightWithMemes Por que no los dos?

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@DrClownPhD

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

He seems to speak it fluently...

🤣

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

There was a demogorgon portal above Capitola today.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@LauraPowellEsq Now, to be fair, the $800 does buy you limited liability while you run your company.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@LauraPowellEsq A fellow attorney and longtime friend graduated from UC Berkeley in '04. He described the student body as "aggressive" when it came to asserting political agendas.

I didn't have the same experience at UC Santa Cruz--there were activists, but not front and center.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

Reporting a professor for ideas expressed in class? The thought never crossed my mind in college, and I wouldn’t have had a clue who to complain to. We need to blame universities for taking these complaints seriously as well as the students who have learned to fear ideas.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@KevinBr16055193 @Julssszz1

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@LauraPowellEsq If that's true, I've got some serious blood on my hands.

[Some lawyer from California @DrPooter]

@TheCinesthetic It could have been a great show about the zombie apocalypse.

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

Mamdani wants to make it harder for landlords to run checks to ensure that tenants will be able to pay rent.

At the same time, he wants to make it harder for landlords to evict tenants who don’t pay rent.

Subtle way to facilitate what amounts to a seizure of private property.