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A piteous example of just how badly things can go.

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To comply with broadcasting restrictions, all my tweets today will be typed by an actor.

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@markcousinsfilm No, but with panache?

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And just like that, youth centres were reinvented

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

Pitch: get 18-year-olds to compulsorily volunteer to staff the prisons which will be full of the 18-year-olds who didn’t volunteer to run the prisons

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@IamHappyToast RIS?

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@barneyfarmer

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@Sinead_McE

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@barneyfarmer Reading is interpretive too, of the text, whereas listening is interpreting the performance — why that emphasis, that intonation, that pace. Less ambiguity, and less time to consider it.

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@barneyfarmer Fragging right left and centre

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@deathofbuckley Like Brasso somehow got a blister

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@barneyfarmer “Ok, story time. Strap in…”

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Versatility personified @markcousinsfilm

[York City FC @YorkCityFC]

90+5' | Ebbsfleet United Goal

Mark Cousins scores from a corner to level the game for the visitors.

(1-1) | #YCFC 🔴🔵 | 📲🤝 @BristolStMotors

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@durrellb Might have been @trouteyes ?

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Enjoyez le six, Lens
#ARSRCL #ARSLENS

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Five years ago today, Jamal Khashoggi, a brave and outspoken journalist, walked into the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. Inside, a team of killers strangled him & cut up his body with a bone-saw. According to US officials, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman approved the murder.

[SGR @DrRainey]

One anagram of ‘Suella Braverman’ is ‘Banal Mauler Revs’

[Suella Braverman @SuellaBraverman]

There’s a positive atmosphere at this year’s @Conservatives conference. I’ve enjoyed meeting hundreds of members & supporters.

Thank you for all you do for our great nation.

We’re raising our game.

Looking forward to the big event: the Prime Minister’s speech.

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If I were Arsenal, I would simply win my Champions League games.

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@smeeho7 Always and forever.

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@caitlinmoran A touching, French, coming-of-age drama about a young British PM: “Le Sept Poubelles de Sunak”

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@iamscassidy It could be done in real time. Chiswick’s about an hour and a half walk from Wandsworth.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

When I think of a revolution, I think of French people storming the bastille or maybe Che Guevara. I guess ours is going to be two guys talking about how they look in a shirt and another wanging on about the seaside.

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They’re never not at it.