Dr Recchi

I am not the real Mark Recchi. If anybody asks Is this really Mark?? you should probably be shot for the good of humanity.

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You know what we called a broken clavicle in my day? Just another Tuesday. #ManUpMcDavid

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Quickest way to heal a clavicle? Duct tape and manning up.

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It is my professional opinion that McDavid suffered a broken bo jangle. TSN and Sportsnet show signs of a broken heart though. #suckitup

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Update on Ryan Kesler: His hand is swollen from grasping at straws for excuses for losing against Canada. Suck it up.

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@Jay_L11 @GrabovskisTeeth @BradsNose Guys guys guys....you're all obviously suffering from......BEING AWESOME. *breaks into elaborate dance*

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@GlovesOffHockey Exactly. I only need one quick look at Wikipedia and I know more than any doctor out there. #Natural

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"Dr. Recchi's Medical Background" #Shortesthockeybooks

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I can confirm, I have cleared Marian Hossa for practice. He passed my "Who won the 2011 Stanley Cup?" test. His answer "Not the Canucks."

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Kesler should have been back months ago. In my day, you only stayed out of the lineup if you were missing an arm. Or Scott Stevens hit you.

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Even though I am now the Stars team doctor, I will still update the league wide injuries. Ben Eager update:

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@TheStanchion Looks like a slight sprain of the toe to me, what's the big deal?

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@mattsproule We have them on something called "The Clear" which Barry Bonds has assured me is NOT steroids.

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Dear NHLPA. TAKE THE FUCKING DEAL, ASSHOLES. #DrRecchiAdvice

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Jason Garrison pulled his groin? Must have been from all that not playing hockey he's been doing. I hear Mahjong really wears you down.

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@botchford @mattsproule Edler's back is hurt from failing in the playoffs too many times. Pop a Tylenol and move on.

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@bjoconnor @TheStanchion Unless thyroid is latin for fat-ass, then he should be fine.I'd tell him to suck it up, but he actually would. #fat

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Hey @RonHNIC , @choderama finally got a decent team to play with. Maybe he can finally cheer on a winner for once.

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When I told Dustin Byfuglien to "suck it up", I didn't mean "it" to equal "all the food".

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@RonHNIC I teach one class. Suck it up 101.

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@prplppltweeter @mariomontega I'll tell you what I told Marchand. Hire a hooker to take care of that Doaner. Ones without teeth.