Sam Harris

Loves the “bird” aspect of Twitter | he/him

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Thought I’d take a chance and try out for AMERICA’S GOT TALENT! #agt

[Martin Herlihy @martinmherlihy]

Tried telling my roommates that I have COVID but got too embarrassed

[Ben Marshall @notbenmarshall]

Sooo, this is what it would be like to date me...

[Reductress @Reductress]

I Support the Right to Protest, So Long as It is Ineffective: https://t.co/m5ulsnb3BU

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

watch out, #HBOMax

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

America’s Got Talent is on RIGHT NOW #agt - there’s still time to make my dream come true

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Thought I’d take a chance and try out for AMERICA’S GOT TALENT! #agt

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

everyone waves at each other in the suburbs like we’re in a parade 🎉

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Me to joggers: 👋
Joggers to me: 👋.........🙄(but i can still see them)

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

how come you pee “on” the subway but “in” the cab? how come you pee “on” the street but “in” the gatorade bottle?? How Come???

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

they should call bad tweets “bird crap” or something. i like the bird aspect of twitter

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Have they tried putting a washer/dryer in an apartment? don’t know. think it would be cool and would probably fit

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Who’s gonna make my Zoom dating show? @netflix @tlc taking offers. I have a broken webcam and am an incel

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

sorry, webcam’s broken ... can’t talk ... going into tunnel ... psshhh ... have the meeting without me!! ... (idiots)

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

@RitaC78 Ouch! But thank you!

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Here's what's coming (and going!) from my YouTube Channel #streaming

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

@whatchadugan I’m sorry!!

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Teachers React: Course Evaluations!!🍎📝

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Uninstalling ZOOM is the new burning your backpack 🎒 #HAGS

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

Surprised my students with a parade!! 🎉 #teachers

[Sam Harris @DrSamHarris]

@ishan_thaker It's the first day I've worn a marching band shirt in 3 years!! and it's too big!