Fake Sandro Demaio

Parody of @vichealth CEO. More fart than science.

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

The first casualty of war is truth.

The https://t.co/UjuxtZrjJC was launched today to support the Australian Government's War on Vapes.

@AlboMPs & @Mark_Butler_MP
have been lucky to have @quit_vic , @VicHealth and @CancerVic to lead the propaganda war. Less facts. More farts

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@Mark_Butler_MP You've taken your foot off the pedal mate. You haven't tweeted about your Vape Ban in three weeks???

Oh yeah, sorry about those "facts" we gave you. We'll come up with some more if you like. People will forget.

https://t.co/HMbwNGmH7k

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@theprojecttv @SandroDemaio The secret to simulating worry lines on a Botox laced forehead is to work those eyebrows hard!

I found I had to squint to stretch the skin flat again.

Get some fruit and veg into you peope! 🍑🍆

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@theprojecttv @SandroDemaio Many Australians are not drinking 8 glasses of water a day like we told you to either. It cleans out your kidneys. This message was brought to you by your tax dollars.

[Pippa Starr - Let's Improve Vaping Education! 🇦🇺 @LivePippas]

Why don’t we ban cigarettes @Mark_Butler_MP?
“They’re too deep rooted in our culture”.

How can you be serious about a smoke free Australia by 2030?

Banning vapes further will most certainly cause more vapers returning to cigarettes,
considering $12Billion has been banked on in @JEChalmers budget on ciggie taxes,
you are either not serious about Australia becoming smoke free or you’re trying to help Jimmy reach surplus at the expense of poorer health outcomes!
Which is it?

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@HansPeterAlbre1 @RedfearnMike @BathTR GOML's a special case because of his rejection sensitivity. I suggested he try making less personal attacks and he blocked me. My social media team don't block people for such petty reasons.

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@Mark_Butler_MP You declared war, now follow through Marky boy.

Taking the vapes off 1.5 million Aussies will piss off way more people than it pleases but democracy isn't always about doing with the electorate want right?

Your swansong will save the jobs of the people who put you up to this.

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@phil_w888 @JAMA_current "Down in their lungs" if you actually read the article.

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@HansPeterAlbre1 @ProfGlantz Hey! Why am I not in this picture? I have 3X the followers of "Number 2"

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@Mrpresident_k04 @ColinMendelsohn @Mark_Butler_MP @vaping_post @MauriceGSwanson @DrSarahLWhite @JeanHailes GOML used to call her Sarah Whitehouse (a British conservative activist from his era). It's not funny when you have read wikipedia to get the reference.

We ignore him these days but some vape peeps seem to think being "Blocked by GOML" is a bade of honor.🤣

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@Mrpresident_k04 @ColinMendelsohn @Mark_Butler_MP @vaping_post @MauriceGSwanson @DrSarahLWhite Sarah has always been a bit "Holier than Thou" but since she followed the money to @JeanHailes she's really adopted some new "habits".

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@Mrpresident_k04 @ColinMendelsohn @Mark_Butler_MP @vaping_post Well, there have been some dramas around that...

@MauriceGSwanson suggested warning about what vaping does to your body.

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@karma_shopping Fart on the Plane! https://t.co/lDnUcddniK

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@BrianTaxpayers @LivePippas @AlboMP @Mark_Butler_MP @JEChalmers @SenatorJordon @senatorpennyqld @AdamBandt It's great to see you getting behind the campaign to rid our streets of this menace. We need to scare people now so they find their lighters and ashtrays in time for Christmas.

Would you crowdfund more in other cities? What does it cost?

[Pippa Starr - Let's Improve Vaping Education! 🇦🇺 @LivePippas]

It’s up in lights for all to see!
You can ban but you can’t hide!
This billboard is huge & in one of the most prominent hard to miss locations in south east Queensland!
Voter backlash is real @AlboMP!

@Mark_Butler_MP @JEChalmers @SenatorJordon @senatorpennyqld @AdamBandt @PeterDutton_MP @D_LittleproudMP @asaca_au @AlexWodak @ColinMendelsohn @drjoesDIYhealth @BrianTaxpayers

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@DrBFreeman @Mark_Butler_MP If we divide the $12 billion a year we collect from tobacco excise by the 20,000 Australians it kills each year we get $600,000 in tax per early death.

Look they only lose 10 years on average and it's their own choice and they get some enjoyment out of it. $600,000 is choice!

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@DrBFreeman Yes, terrific news for Public Health Industry. @Mark_Butler_MP is going to build a wall, and the smokers are going to pay for it (death and taxes)!

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@LegaliseVaping This was a black market THC vape, nothing to do with nicotine vapes...

[Fake Sandro Demaio @DrSandroDemaio]

@quitvic @NSWHealth There's nothing on their Twitter feed or public drug alerts about this. What's the source at @NSWHealth

https://t.co/BVkK8v3qGl