Nayrb Spendifficus

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[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@OttoneuBaseball @Ottoneu Hi - is it possible for an owner to have two active draft windows happening at once? Ie one starts at 5pm, one starts at 7pm? Thanks

[KatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch]

our lord & savior

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@treyanastasio @phishdrygoods @StateBags @samspector @DividedSkyFdn Is this my kitty on the Fanny pack lol

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Broncos have fired Vic Fangio, per a team official.

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

Fixed!

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@OttoneuBaseball @Ottoneu
Hey! Have a member who was just able to cut players prior to our draft, but when I personally go to my team page / cut players it says rosters are locked.

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@RapSheet Why would an agent discuss another players wishes with someone? Seems breach of contracty

[WaterWheelFoundation @waterwheelphish]

⚡️Zappa fans! Alex Winter’s new film ZAPPA (a favorite of Jon Fishman’s!) is coming out on Friday, Nov. 27th⚡️
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$5 of your $12 rental fee will go directly to us.
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Link to tickets—> https://t.co/gTkaagUekv

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Dude, the Four Seasons hired you to be their landscaper? Congrats homie

[PFF Fantasy @PFF_Fantasy]

Highest percentage of targets 20+ yards downfield:
🚀Kirk Cousins - 19.0%
🚀Drew Lock - 18.9%
🚀Aaron Rodgers - 17.7%

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@BaileyCarlin He tweets like Stevie from Malcom in the middle talks

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@HelloFresh got a failed delivery attempt on my package today. That seems bad...food will be rotten by the time we get it?

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@NealDriscoll Not your best take Neal, kinda hard to see covid coming yknow

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@MikeKlis would you quit your job today if it meant we got a full 2020 nfl season? Imagine all the happy people

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@GordonRamsay @PlaneFood What in the absolute fuck, Gordon

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@CheeseTweeted22 Hair: Soto
Thighs: Soto
Smile: Cheese

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@kid_hussle @BuffenMarv @BarstoolRia And wrong, lol

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

Dishwashers are overrated

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@DALLASBRADEN209 Dude people fucking suckkkk. Hats off to Buster, he’s the man.

[Nayrb Spendifficus @DrSpendley]

@JoRo_NFL Wait you don’t think he had a playbook? Lol, went into 2010 season with Tebow as the 1st rounder I’m sure he’s got some notes saved