ALPHAPHISH

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Mass Movement
12/07/19

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@greg16676935420 A special ed student got molested, (potentially r*ped) by another special ed student.

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@Alphafox78 Somebody standing on her left side wearing a shirt that reads “I’m with stupid” pointing to the right.

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@angelgrip_ Christ dude. Even Kanye was garbage. This is a sad day😂

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@dallasedmonson @erikaedmonson I can’t😐

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@erikaedmonson @dallasedmonson Nope.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

He was more hyped about this wooden baseball bat than getting a PS5 😂

(via @RickyCumby)

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@sam_oxford07 @GregOxford11 I think your problem is only using social media once every rare moon cycle I know nothing about😂

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Literally anybody should fall in love with me.

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I know. Stahhhhp.

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@MadisonRaeHurst gimme that shout out bish.

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@erikaedmonson Dis is truth.

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@erikaedmonson You didn’t say that the first time.

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@Searanwrap1 Oh no, I’m happier than ever. Life is good.

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Honestly, my ex did such a good job of making people think I was a shitty person that she kinda started to convince me. Wow.

[Dylightful @DR_Scullawl]

If you wanna have sex with me GROW UP and tell me.

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@yunggranddad Is that the sex doll from Dave?

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I’m single. And lonely. And will accept intimacy from any given human/inanimate object.

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@k5ylee We all do at some point😂