Gaster

(parody account)

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

// gaster is officially back. And now that he is. I gotta say some stuff. First, changing the way I write his dialogue. It was cool at first to emphasise important words, but now it's just looks bad, and second. I'm gonna redraw gaster's assets. So expect that soon.

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@HoodCarnis @NapsterBlooky ...... I AM GOING TO ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@cream_IRL WHY SUCH DISTRUST?

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@TH3R0ARINGN1GHT YOU PERISH DESS.

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

PURE, AND UTTER, DISGUST. THAT IS I CAN BRING MYSELF TO FEEL IN THIS EXACT MOMENT.

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

NO

[Susie @Chalkeater68]

Hey mister wingding can I finally meet you

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

YES. I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO ATTEND TO AT THE MOMENT THAT TAKE PRIORITY

[Player @WhatYou4re]

* Wait, really?! You're serious?!

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

...... DESS...... ENJOY THE DAY

[Player @WhatYou4re]

* I don't even wanna do Knight stuff today man its such a nice day I don't wanna go back in the bunker plea

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@FiniteJackal INFINITE..... NEVER POST A VIDEO LIKE THIS AGAIN

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

NOW, LETS ASSUME THE TAX SYSTEM WORKS BASWD OFF PERSENTAGE, AND GUESS HE TAKES ROUGHLY 20% OF THAT, IT IS MORE THAM LIKELY NOT, BUT LETS BE GENEROUS, THAT IS 40 DARK DOLLARS A YEAH, NOT INCULDING ANY OTHER PAYMENTS

[Ralsei! @Starbound_Hope]

*uhhhhhhh

*200 dark dollars?

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

RALSEI, HIW.MUCH MONEY DO YOU MAKE YEARLY ON AVERAGE

[Ralsei! @Starbound_Hope]

*okay maybe this won't be bad

*H-how much taxes do I need to pay anyways?
*Maybe it's like- 50$?

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

.... YES... I AM DR WING DING GASTER

[Whisper The Wolf @Lupine_Lesbian]

You're wing gaster! The royal scientist!

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[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@Lupine_Lesbian YOUR PROCESS IS ATROCIOUS

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@MOSSMANCER2012 @TH3R0ARINGN1GHT // "would you rather me call while you're possessed"

".... no"

"Yeah, now sit tight, I got another hour of autism to tell you"

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

@TH3R0ARINGN1GHT // probably

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

YOU WOULD BE CONVOCTED OF MURDER. I CAN SAVE YOU FROM MANY THINGS, A PRISON SENTENCE IS NOT ONE OF THEM

[Player @WhatYou4re]

* Hey, if I'm fighting, then they asked for it.

[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

DESS. AS CAPABLE AS YOU ARE PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KILL KRIS AND SUSIE OUTSIDE OF THE LIGHT WORLD

[Player @WhatYou4re]

* I GOTTA take notes actually-

[Big the Cat @CatHavingFun]

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[Gaster @DrWDGaster27]

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[Infinite. @FiniteJackal]

Where should I start..?