Dr. Windrunner

I pretty much talk about Politics, Vidya Games, and the Braves

[Poona Ford🐐 @PoonaF_95]

😭😭

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

you could serve me anything on this paper and I will absolutely demolish it. nothing has ever tasted bad off checkered diner paper.

[John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz]

I can’t believe Taylor Lorenz is real. It’s like she’s a construct of the Babylon Bee.

[Dr. Windrunner @DrWindrunner]

Also known as getting back on defense after a logo 3

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Continuing to talk shit as she backs away and lets her teammate get in front of her I’m sorry she’s just so unlikable 🤡🤡

[Dr. Windrunner @DrWindrunner]

@BravesStats 1 year 10 until it doesn't make sense

[Dr. Windrunner @DrWindrunner]

Up 2 in the 9th if you KNEW it was only 1? Wild Supe power

[LombardIsKing @LombardIsKing_]

Weird question. Realistically how valuable would a pitcher who only and ever gives up one run each inning he pitches would be? Like he gives up a homer to the first batter then 1-2-3 rest of the inning

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

Let’s see if a random fork can break 6.74M views.

[jazz chisholm’s cleats @JazzJizzholmJr]

You sick motherfucker

[Dr. Windrunner @DrWindrunner]

You can work a double and still cook.

Source: Me

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

@JackMac A lot actually! I'm not sure if you've ever worked a double before but you certainly do not have time to make home cooked meals. Not everyone can make #content for Barstool all day then cook a leisurely dinner!!

[Roll Fizzlebeef @Nick_to_nack]

"You should coexist with the ecosystem not destroy it." Brother I go out and capture like 30 fish a day to stuff in my biofuel generator or cook alive in my fabricator, but God forbid I defend myself from those fuck ass hammerheads and mangos.

[Dr. Windrunner @DrWindrunner]

@ScottPaterno @mugshawtys it's the internet. Of course.

[dren⚾️ @dren_braves]

Lmao, fanatics sewed the name on this guy’s Snowwis jersey upside down

[boof @b00fffff]

Yaz after taking a 95mph fastball to the head

[2026 Tennessee Titans Enthusiast @traviebird00]

I know she runs that McDonald’s like the damn navy

[Just Baseball @JustBB_Media]

MAURICIO DUBON WITH THE DAGGER!

The Braves are closing in on 30 wins 🔥

[the metten burger @themettenburger]

Titans fans and Jets fans talking trash after both finishing 3-14 last year

[Charles C. W. Cooke @charlescwcooke]

Newsom has started doing this weird thing where he points to construction projects that are in progress and implies that the point at which the photo was taken is the project’s final form. He did it with the ballroom, too. It may explain a lot about his record on high-speed rail.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Also every time I see Grant Holmes…

[Dr. Windrunner @DrWindrunner]

@ChoppinBravos That's a Snit move always going to the guy who just got called up. Consistent as gravity. Tries to give him his moment.