Board un-Certified Fantasy Sports Therapist
Helping Fantasy Sports & Fans of Sports calculate uncertainty.
Treating Sports Neurotica one appointment at a time.
Welcome to the Office.
I’m Dr. Wynne Moore — Board un‑Certified Fantasy Sports Therapist.
You don’t need more stats. You need help understanding why you’re awake at 2:00 AM thinking about a player you dropped three hours ago.
Some commonly observed conditions: Lineup Intolerance, Pre‑Draft Attachment, Regret, Denial, & False Hope.
If symptoms persist, contact The Office:
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How much will Tarik Skubal get in free agency? From which team? Before or after the likely lockout?
I polled 27 industry insiders, broke down all the key factors, and handicapped the contenders: https://t.co/ueZDvHtayF
@kileymcd How much? More than what any other team offers with a Steve Cohen overpay. Mets. They have the need. Before. That's my diagnosis and I'm sticking to it.
FOMO? Fear of missing out? Didn't get Ollie Gordon?
Relax.
There are still players out there that could help your season. We just don't know who they are yet.
Think:
Jerome Ford — Weeks 13–15, 2024
Zach Charbonnet — Weeks 13–15, 2024
Sean Tucker — Week 11, 2025
Emmanuel Wilson — Week 12, 2025
Kyle Monangai — Weeks 9 & 13, 2025
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was a consensus 1st-round pick in 2025 and regularly went in the 2nd round in 2026.
After a 9 HR/.695 OPS season, how much will you remember in 2027? Does his name outweigh his stats?
What round are you willing to draft Vladimir Guerrero Jr.?