Chris Allen

Cybersecurity professional, Geek Father, Stand-Up Philosopher, Yo-Yo, Gamer, Magic the Gathering & Pro Wrestling enthusiast. Collector of many things.

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

I seem to have an uncanny ability to find animal mess with my bare foot. This is also probably why I am so bad at Minesweeper. ##DeepThoughts

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

A penny saved is 0.0625 grams of Copper and 2.1875 grams of Zinc earned. #DeepThoughts

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@gamestop lost my friends baseball cards (sent to @PSAcard) worth over $15k, including a unique serialized card that has since popped up eBay. They won't call him back. #gamestop #psa

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@CinchHome has denied the HVAC claIm of a service connected, disabled veteran, after a heating coil failed and melted a drain pan. DON'T TRUST THIS HOME SCAM WARRANTY "SERVICE" #VETERAN #Cinchhws is a scam. #WARRANTYSCAM

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

Hey @CinchHome, your customer service system makes it impossible to talk to anyone who can actually make a decision. Your "denial" of my claim is in violation of your service contract

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@SeanRossSapp @FightfulSelect Where was Lex?

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

#CriticalRole Season 4 - Hunt for the Mortal Gods!

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

I guess @netflix does not honor federal law and the First Sale doctrine. Don't sell used Stranger Things DVDs, Netflix will strike your eBay account. [CRM 1500-1999
1854.]

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@seconddinner use this opportunity to move away from Nuverse as a publisher. Consider this downtime failure to meet contract terms.

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

I had a great time as a Guest on the Blakk Crown Comics weekly comic wrap-up. Thanks Lando! - https://t.co/LKQ8uiOOs2

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@SeanRossSapp @Fightful - Someone found a lot of John Cena previously owned suits at a Goodwill

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

Hey @facebook, Fix this. Radial search does us living on peninsulas or islands no good.

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@MTGCritic It's has the tells of an abusive relationship.

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

CLEARLY this is the source of the eating pets rumor. #SaveTheCats

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@robbiedaymond @EvanSte37977027 What if I print my Stablediffusion command in my portrait box?

[COVRPRICE.COM @covrprice]

We’re LIVE tonight on YouTube at 6pm PT to see what’s shaking for the week, including a DANGER GIRL/GI JOE crossover and more! We dig into what made these comics the hottest-selling books of the week!
#birdcitycomics #comic_book_fanatics @DrYoYo

https://t.co/H0ap7plkXv

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

@mrbrianfirenzi I do in fact miss VGHS. We need a reunion special. #MAKEITHAPPEN

[COVRPRICE.COM @covrprice]

We’re LIVE tonight on YouTube at 6pm PT to see what’s shaking for the week, including an awesome, rare SPAWN/BATMAN crossover. We have some great titles to dig into! Don’t miss out! #ComicThreads
#birdcitycomics #comic_book_fanatics @DrYoYo

https://t.co/rV87Dm6sAH

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

Kinda excited. Tonight, I become a regular cast member of the Shaker Show. I have been substituting off and on over the last few months, but today its official. @covrprice: https://t.co/DRZ8r4qpH0

[Chris Allen @DrYoYo]

Playing with some AI tools. Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) is calling himself "The Learning Tree" which is hilarious. Started thinking about what this would look like. #AEW #IAMTHELEARNINGTREE #jericho