President Ben Carson

An Satire Account, I am NOT the real Ben Carson

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

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[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

@trumpgasm @kfobbs @CommDigiNews @ChristParenting @PresBenCarson @melanie_tipton @jmgraceland Takes a suck Fuck to know one!

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

@TheEconomist @jensenrobertw we should go to Folsom street fair next year, i think you'll love it!

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

@PatrickArnold6 @ChristParenting @PresBenCarson @melanie_tipton @IA_Tea_Party @PatriotGod No i'm not, don't vote for me

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

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#hitler

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

@sbwest I may speak softly, but i fart with the best of them

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Carson story is either a total fabrication or, if true, even worse-trying to hit mother over the head with a hammer or stabbing friend!

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

Do not trust atoms! #bencarsonwikipedia

[Dean PE Stephens @DeanPEStephens]

At the equator, toilets don't flush #bencarsonwikipedia

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

Lets Fight ebola together, https://t.co/QwFujmG2v4

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

https://t.co/aOqpI5B8DH Whoo i'm a Sodmite! send me lube now!

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

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[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

The Oval Office will have astroturf and padded walls during my administration!

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

POLL: what color should i change the curtains to in the @WhiteHouse ?

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

Hey @twitter when can i use your polls feature, i have a country to run!

[President Ben Carson @Dr_BenCarson]

Last nights debate was to awesome for words!