Ophelia Derrière

Ophelia Derrière is a burlesque dancer and comedienne, known for her quick wit and prominent ASSet, Delilah. She's also a doctor (an actual doctor).

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Proof of the War on Christmas. #GOPDebate

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

Well Kasich seems like he could pass a psych eval, so he might as well go home. He's lost. #GOPDebate

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Trump needs the number for Cruz's hair plug guy #flawless #GOPDebate

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@tjmaxx must have been having a killer sale on red ties #GOPDebate

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Trump v. Bush like a sweet potato and a russet fighting for the right to be fried & left untouched on your plate. #GOPDebate

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

When I do brain surgery, at first the kid hates me, then they ❤️ me. Bombing Arab kids to oblivion will be the same - Ben Carson #GOPDebate

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

Bitches be like: Bae a terrorist. Can't wait to see him on TV! Girrrl he lookin FINE... Bitches need to die" -Donald Trump #GOPDebate

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

Carpet bombing: when Ted Cruz shoots a load on your bush from across the room screaming "death to ISIS" #GOPDebate

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

I wish people cared as much about diabetes as they do terrorism. #GOPDebate

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Jeb doesn't even have good hair. I built the most magnificent hair ever. That's how we make America great again. -Donald Trump #GOPDebate

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Carson's moment of silence for San Bernardino... It went by so quickly you couldn't even say San bernad- #GOPDebate

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Bless the ass-cheeks of Reagan, finally a commercial break #GOPDebate

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

Start your Saturday off right, and check out this AMAZING (adjective-
causing great surprise or wonder;... http://t.co/diaNl2o96U

[Ophelia Derrière @Dr_Derriere]

Lower cholesterol w/ "Lipitwerk" by DrDerriere Side effects may include a desire to do it with no hands, make it clap, and ride that donkay.

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Wax candles smolder
Reverberate a Twerk talk
Forever glitter

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#GAGA FOREVER

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#focus looks terrible. Let me remind you, Will Smith. You have ONE JOB: welcome aliens to earth with a punch in the face.

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So glad I have this home to return to! http://t.co/vImWEq8XsG

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You may not know, but the Vice and Virtue Revue has a level 5 unicorn in our midst (level 5 means she has wizard... http://t.co/MnTzIHu0Sy

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Am I really on earth?

I've needed a whole day and an entire case of Black & Milds, just to begin to process... http://t.co/3v83dTjT9K