after NYSC, i went to visit my babe in their family house..
suddenly the parents starts a heated argument
her dad looked me .. “is this how your mother talks to your father?”
i said, “no sir.” next thing i knew, i was being escorted out like i was the cause of the wahala 💀🧎🏾♂️
If you live in a building with a shared meter, you can install these cheap submeters for each apartment to track usage. No more arguments. This should be standard practice sef, given the meter shortage. One meter per building, submeters per unit.
Poor man pikin can’t even be part of the Private Placement for Dangote Refineries.
Minimum shares to get is 1,000,000
Cost of share is $0.35.
Approximately N500m
This is the minimum amount you must have to be part of it.
Poor man pikin don see something for this life.
We were only 3 Doctors to see 108 patients that day…..
Some patients went to complain that the waiting time was too long….
MD came and started yelling at me, telling me to attend to patients faster….
He yelled at me in the presence of a patient and their relative….
Immediately he left, they brought phone that their Aunty that is a carer in UK wants to talk to me , they didn’t like my response that day, because how can you be so self centered…..
People are being unfair.
You want to compare someone like Temi Otedola who has a birthing experience in a luxurious country, having exercises in a private pregnancy tailored gym with instructors and supervisors , someone who is in 1% of 1% of pregnancy worldwide
To someone who has a birthing experience in a Low income country where access to funds is limited, access to such luxurious services is very slim.
Many people forget hormonal play, diet and more.
Every woman's birthing experience is unique and you can't have a one fit all post and pre pregnancy body for women.
Socioeconomic status also affects pre and post pregnancy outcome.
My friend went for an job interview. When she got there, they asked her:
"If we are trying to reach out to big influencers, let's say Sir Dickson for example, how do you help us make that happen?"
Her: When you say Sir Dickson, you mean Wizarab?
Them: yes
Werey start to laugh. I don warn am about her laugh she no dey hear 😂
Her: I can call him right now if you want, he will definitely pick. That's my Gee.
Them: Oh wow! You're the person we are looking for.
Her: if you want, I can add Lawrence Alabi. I can add.....
Them: prepare her letter
Signs of idiocy: Peter Obi should have formed his own political party.
If by now, you do not know how that man has been frustrated, heck he even tried but INEC denied him registration, then you’re not his genuine supporter.
I may not like every of his decision,
I missed a hospital appointment this morning by a few minutes, and before I could even get out of the taxi, I received a text from the hpostal that it had been canceled. I forgot my bus pass at home, so I picked Uber instead to go faster, and still didn't make it.
This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼
This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼
I was on stage yesterday, handling a part with my phone while reading a quote, and all of a sudden, the phone assumed someone snatched it from me and it locked itself. 😫
Davido wore a customized jacket with the names of all the kids abducted by terrorists in Ogbomosho.
On the back of the jacket is written “bring them home”.
This is the jacket he is wearing before going on stage at the FIFA World Cup🔥
Good one, O.B.O!!!
If my man doesn’t spend on me, he doesn’t love me.
Coming from a woman in a relationship, if money is the proof of love, why isn’t she spending on her man?
I walked into a store to make two photocopies.
I'm billed 30 cents. Too small to pay with card. I'm in a limbo.
I turn to the Sicilian woman besides me for help. She gives me 1 euro.
I return back the change. She asks me to keep it.
I told her that's not how i was raised.
She was advising girls to stay single and live freely without depending on any man then her man interrupted her during the speech. Some advice sound good until real life shows up 😳😂
I was supposed to be loosening my daughter's hair so she could go get make another one in the saloon, but I was also glued to a Twitter Space.
A few minutes in, she got fed up, gave me that "I'm done with this man" look, and stormed into the room.
I continued talking and completely forgot about the assignment. When I finally finished, she came out and said, very calmly:
"Dad, let's go please."
I looked closely and realized this little girl had already loosened her own hair, put on her footwear, and was standing by the door ready to leave.
The look on her face alone made me start apologizing. 😭 I didn't even attempt a defense. I just started apologizing immediately. 😭😂💔