Draco Vastor

Calorie Tank ,Charisma is my dump stat...

[Sarah Matthews @SarahAMatthews1]

Pretty rich for Haley Stevens to lecture Abdul El-Sayed about “hate” over an ad his campaign has explicitly disavowed while Mike Rogers is running one of the most racist and bigoted campaigns I’ve ever seen.

The hate in this race is being directed at Abdul, not coming from him.

[Ismael @Ismayelalt6]

so this is Nazi revisionism, Mein Kampf disproves this immediately.

[REALLY SCARY GUY📎 @fucking_scary]

Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. It’s a procedure older than heart transplants.

[MATCHBEAST US @matchbeastus]

My friends stopped asking “why are you like this?” Now they just send me shirts.

[‼️CordayCrimm‼️ @CordayCrimm]

You better put sum extra chrome on that neck, choombah😭😭😭

[Derelict Country @derelictcountry]

>Scott makes Alien
>Instant classic forever
>Makes Prometheus
>Fucks the franchise up
>Makes Covenant to apologise
>Fans reject it
>Alvarez is given a shot
>Scott instructs him to not "fuck it up"
>Alvarez makes a better Alien film than Scott did in 40 years.
>Scott kicks him out

[Lin @_Lin_inc]

“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”

Maybe because:

• They graduated into a pandemic

• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse

• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%

• Watched a world war start before they turned 25

• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from

• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled

• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown

• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless

• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs

• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire

• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill

But yeah.

It’s the avocado toast.

[Hasanabi Productions (fan account) @HasanabiProd]

Just judge Hasan by his enemies, it literally never fails lmaoo

[Beguiler @BeguiledGamer]

This is the note you find in an Umbrella lab before you’re attacked by a zombie dog.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Students at Cornell put up these signs around campus... from @ buffalopotholebandit on Threads

[Matt Baker @slave_2_liberty]

What the fuck did I just watch.???

How much money did we just spend to neutralize a stick.

This is like bringing an aircraft carrier to take out a camel.

[Scott Goldstein @ScottGoldstein]

Always remember what MLK said about the greatest threat to peace being the white moderate. The complete moral depravity from Yglesias here isn't just infuriating, it's heartbreakingly sad. And the depravity gets worse when @mehdirhasan presses him about Gaza.

[Tom Willson @tomwillsonim]

The circle of the problems of the world.

[Briahna Joy Gray @briebriejoy]

Vote blue no matter is a cause of fascism, not a solution.

[Cassandra Cain 🦇 @dailycasscain]

Me on the other hand who did...

[☭ King of Jannies, hands off the Global South @ACleverNickname]

Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Me: "Do you know how many times you've tweeted about Piker since you wrote that tweet [about not tweeting about him] on August 30th?"

@mattyglesias: "Probably more than I intended to."

Me: "8 times.... you tweeted about Mike Rogers 6 times. So you're tweeting about the streamer you didn't want to talk about more than the Republican candidate you say you want to defeat."

Yglesias: "Yeah, that's fair."

Me: "Why?"

Yglesias: "What do you want me to say? You got me."

From my new Zeteo interview with the top centrist pundit - on the left, Michigan, Gaza, immigration, polls, electability, and more:
https://t.co/yPv9wXnujC