Pixel the Drag Jester

Professional Idiot.📍NYC 🔜The World. Bookings: [email protected]

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

@jaredjct Hey! Ridgewood Queens here!

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

I hope the little lad who loves berries and cream is happy…

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

@MistressIBrooks It’s not delivery. It’s DaWhoreKnows.

[Mistress Isabelle Brooks @MistressIBrooks]

Why she dressed like she delivering pizza 😭

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Wait… has @ParisHilton ever been a guest judge on @RuPaulsDragRace ?

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

#spoiler #DTWS Anna Delvey’s reaction to being eliminated after all of the press she got with the ankle monitor… is so GAGGY!

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Happy Pride to all the Charli XCX gays (the ones who do ketamine)

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

The angry TSA agent trope is so over. It’s like girl we get it you hate your job. Please take my bag.

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

@eventbrite’s new pricing structure is predatory and greedy. On top of paying a fee per ticket, I now have to pay for a monthly subscription OR pay per every single event? It’s giving me the motivation to find a new service that doesn’t shake down its faithful customers.

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Girl Scouts selling their cookies online is one of the best things that has ever happened to me in my lifetime.

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Okay but these @kimpetras Slut Pop Miami @Spotify visuals got me thinking what a Slut Pop video game would be like…

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me: I hate Country
Beyoncé: I like Country
Me:

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

What would REALLY be iconic is if in Act II of Renaissance, @Beyonce did Part II of Telephone @ladygaga

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Literally the way I watch sports…

[Elmo @elmo]

When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Can we be in the timeline where Taylor Swift and Ice Spice become lesbian lovers?

[Pixel the Drag Jester @DragJester]

Less taxes, more looking out a rainy window pretending i’m in a music video.