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if Wahlberg was president, you'd know that I'd question Mark

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you may not like it, but this is what the ideal urinal set up looks like.

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why does this smoke shop have sneako on the tv 😭

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it's funk wav bounces vol. 1 kinda weather rn

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is it crazy to cook cucumber

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I keep losing my reusable water bottle lids. This is like my own personal Watergate.

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"I'm too much of an empath to watch the Olympics"

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Zohran Mamdani should install a bidet in every NYC toilet

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i thought of a really good tweet for this account earlier today

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going Wisconsin sober today

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this is the most boomers I've ever seen in a movie theater they are all going boomer mode it's crazy. 5 mins before the starting time, mfs are on the phone, fighting with their wives, etc

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I am running this self check out like the navy

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someone said his sweet potatoes were Jewish when they were Japanese. Was wearing a ✝️ necklace

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Having a normal conversation with my coworker about life and the he randomly says "yeah and I had a wife who sucked she was a narcissist and didn't care about my feelings" like bro who asked 😭😭

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Talking about the weather is underrated

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hearing "yeah bro this drink is so good a neuroscientist recommended it on the Joe Rogan podcast" at work. yeah maybe I need a new job

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shout out to the dripped out retiree who comes in to buy some soups and food at my job every couple days and wears this and a cool collared shirt and a beanie

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this year I am thankful for my favorite company, Palantir

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met someone today who has been on the Walmart World Radio Podcast. exciting!

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ate lot of food

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it's giving thanks